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#1 kelfka

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 10:04 PM

So, how do you like your alien?

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 06:56 AM

I forgot "Deep Fried Deep Ones"

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 08:15 AM

I'd rather want a nicely pink, cooked lobsterman, if i may?

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 08:15 AM

I'm not surprised grilled Muton is winning at this post's time. Can't stand tartar sauce, ethereal has no noiceable meat to eat, silicoid somehow reminds me of squid, and I'm afraid I'd find a hair in the reaper and a staple in the floater burger.

Of course I'd ask for BBQ sauce on my Muton, yummy! And you know those would be some thick, juicy ribs, those guys had huge intercostal muscles and no fat! :rock:

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 09:09 AM

Muton muscle is all tough and stringy. I don't like breaking my teeth on a steak, and I doubt a month of marinating would make it any better.

Floater meat is all smooth and tender. I'll just sweep my metal detector before I bite into it.

You don't eat etherial muscle, you eat the skin and brains. A zombie favorite. ^_^

But, for people with excessive amounts of money, how about some chrysallid or snakemen caviar? It melts in your mouth/your mouth. The chrysallid caviar is so good, I just want to share it with everyone... *drool*
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 11:59 AM

Well, now you can choose for lobster or caviar (+ some more) :)
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 01:49 PM

Lobsterman with champagne!
Although the chryssalid caviar is pretty good too. Once you eat one, you get hooked! Ingore the survey that said that 100% of all people who eat chryssalid eggs turn into a braindead zombie!
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Posted 27 February 2004 - 03:17 PM

Ingore the survey that said that 100% of all people who eat chryssalid eggs turn into a braindead zombie!

I agree. You can use statistics to prove anything these days.

This just in!
100% of all people salivate uncontrollably from eating chrysallid eggs. :D
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Secondly: This organisation takes too much money to run. Weapon shipments will come from Siberia from now on. Costly maintenance is to be cut on all facilities. That includes venting.
Thirdly: We have a new colonel. His name is Facehugger, he loves aliens, and I want you all to treat him with respect.
Lastly: I'll be in my condo on an undisclosed island, if you need me. Good day.

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Posted 02 March 2004 - 08:04 PM

If I eat ethereal brains will i get psychic powers?!?!?!?!
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Posted 05 March 2004 - 08:20 AM

If I eat ethereal brains will i get psychic powers?!?!?!?!


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Posted 05 March 2004 - 09:10 PM

Oh man no sectoid barbee. I voted muton barbee but they're too tough and smell bad.

I just love lightly cooked sectoid with a few beers and friends over and the smell when they're cooking...mmmboy

Best of all they taste like chicken.

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Posted 17 March 2004 - 11:17 AM

Heh, I guess a nice fried Lobsterman with some melted butter would do nicely. Hold the champagne, though, since I don't drink. I'll take a Sprite instead. :D

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Posted 11 September 2004 - 09:34 AM

Anything hot and spicy has my vote ;)
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Posted 11 September 2004 - 10:30 AM

Big Mac with fries. I still haven't figured out what species that is. I'm pretty sure there are two of them in there somewhere...

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Posted 11 September 2004 - 11:11 AM

Can never get enough of that caviar...

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 02:40 PM

Definitely Lobsterman, preferably boiled and served with LOTS of butter. And a Heavy Thermic Lance to tear the bugger open to get at the meat.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 10:36 PM

If snake taste good then im sure the snakeman slices would be just as good
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 09:19 AM

Bah, if you boil a Lobsterman you can hear them scream. :D

Actually, boiling lobsters... it's not them screaming, it's the noise of the hot air rushing out of the gaps in their shells. Though I suppose a Lobsterman might scream.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 09:10 PM

I always thought the reapers were most cow-like. And beef rocks.