1. When you wish you had a suit of stylish personal armor instead of your t-shirt
2. When you think that soldiers are expendable
3. When you think that anything flying is either: A skyranger transport or B: a ufo or C: a floater
4. When you go to the nearest university and ask for a laser rifle
5. When you think that aliens are actually invading
6. When you name your dog "Reaper"
7. And your child "Sectoid"
8. When you see a picture of a starving person, you assume that they are an Etherial
9. When you start throwing light bulbs around when it's dark, hoping to illuminate the area
10. When you go to a gun shop and ask for a heavy plasma
11. When you call your car an HWP
12. When you expect your car to drive itself
13. When you get tired, you say "Damn! I'm out of time units!"
14. When start to fantasize about your girl/boy friend wearing personal armor
15. When you dissect a cow to extract its organs
16. When you think the chryssalids are after you
17. When you watch a zombie movie and say "If those were chryssalids, they'd be dead right now!"
18. When you convert your vaccum cleaner into a hovertank
19. When you start breeding snakes and taping arms onto them
20. When you make a "You know you've been playing too much Xcom when..." list
21. When you shoot people in spandex, assuming that they are Mutons
22. When you shoot people in cloaks and robes believing them to be Etherials
23. When you wonder what happens to the aliens in alien containment
24. When you start to see life from an isometric point of view
25. When you want to use the alien examination tools on someone...
26. When you start to wonder why the guy in the examination room ufopedia entry is naked
27. When you wonder where the Men In Black are in Xcom (and why they were cut)
28. When you form your own Xcom website
29. When you try to make your own Xcom remake
30. When you make a heavy plasma out of tin cans, old PVC pipe, hairspray, and bubble gum.
Edited by Cpl. Facehugger, 12 April 2004 - 12:52 PM.