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[*Nite*]

Feel free to post your jokes as well.
Well here's one of my alien jokes for xcom fans:

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Edited by *Nite*, 01 May 2005 - 10:19 AM.

[a1s]

that was probably a funny joke, but you'll have to explain it to me.

How many sectoids does it take to paint a room?
It depends how hard you throw them.
How many sectoids does it take to tile a roof?
It depends how thinly you slice them.
What's funnier than a dead dectoid?
A dead sectoid in a clown costume!!!
I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).

a sectoid is hiding in a well. two soliders get tired of searching and stop near the said well.
-where do you think those sectoids are?
-are...are -echoes the well.
-mabe in the forrest?
-forrest... forrest...
-mabe by the river?
-river... river...
-maybe in the well?
-forrest... forrest...

Edited by a1s, 30 April 2005 - 06:25 PM.

[CopyBass]

THAT WELL JOKE OWNS

[*Nite*]

The joke was suppose to be a miscommunication of the sectoid...in his language he thought he was insulting him...but couldn't understand what the x-com soldier meant. In other words...its a sectoid with no brains.

I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).

i must be sick then...

Edited by *Nite*, 30 April 2005 - 08:20 PM.

[CopyBass]

I must be sick too

Anyhow, I'll be on most of tomorrow Nite

[Judge_Deadd]

Why is it in the UFO2000 forum... It has to be moved to Xcom humour.

Oh, and I heard the one with the well... it was originally about Nazi soldiers looking for hiding civilians.

[a1s]

yes (allthough the way I heard it, it was about partizans and nazis (nazis in the well)), and the first ones are dead baby jokes.

[*Nite*]

Sorry about putting it in ufo2000 forum...i never use to use other forums so i didn't see the joke section. Whoever moved this topic...Thanks, i should have put it here.

I changed my joke to: Alien Translation instead of X-com inexperience with aliens. It didn't quite fit the joke. Plus, the ending was changed to make the title more clear.

Edited by *Nite*, 01 May 2005 - 10:19 AM.