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#1 Guest_stewart_*

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 04:13 PM

You can start with one of the "canned" one Micah gives you until you get your "personal one". Mine is from artwork ripped off from this very site. I hope Micah doesn't get mad, assuming he can't toss the first stone (we all know the answer to that!) ;)

Gangsta! Man you are an XcomUfo super heavy weight. Time for an Avatar dude!

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 12:33 AM

:P maybe if I had one of my old paintprograms that I actually was good at making fonts with.
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Posted 02 November 2002 - 04:32 PM

:P ok I added one. happy now :blink:
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:01 AM

I know this pict gangsta.. but I can't remember the name of this Marvel hero yet..

Mine was designed by a guy on another forum...
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 08:26 AM

I swiped mine off a gaming site... It looks so much like me...
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 08:35 AM

I know this pict gangsta.. but I can't remember the name of this Marvel hero yet..

Mine was designed by a guy on another forum...

;) Wow ya pretty good. Actually, he ain't really a hero cause he probably killed a few innocent people he thought were guilty. But yeah ;) It's The Punisher. I ripped that one from the Punisher arcade game in xmame.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 08:37 AM

I swiped mine off a gaming site... It looks so much like me...

:huh: except he's better looking than you. ;)
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 09:11 AM

No argument there.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 09:12 AM

besides the beer what's that he's holding? :)
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 09:18 AM

That'd be a cigar.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 10:41 AM

:) I didn't know you like cigars. I used to smoke way back in my teenage years. Now tried a cigar once and didn't really like it.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 10:45 AM

Yeah, I like Backwoods brand cigars. The sweet variety is real nice. :)
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:04 PM

:P ok I added one.  happy now  :blink:

What the he77 is it?

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:05 PM

That'd be a cigar.

That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :o

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:08 PM

That'd be a cigar.

That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :o

Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:12 PM

:P geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. B)
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:17 PM

:P geez you're making me look bad.  uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you.    B)

You're... ASHAMED of me??? :( *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:34 PM

That'd be a cigar.

That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :o

Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(

Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:35 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:36 PM

:P geez you're making me look bad.  uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you.    B)

You're... ASHAMED of me??? :( *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.

Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:38 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.

Okay, DN and I will hold up the fort; we'll just keep posting and posting and posting.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:18 PM


Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(

Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!

Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:19 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.

Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:20 PM

:P geez you're making me look bad.  uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you.    B)

You're... ASHAMED of me??? :( *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.

Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out.

Kinda like a thong worn backwards...
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:20 PM


Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(

Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!

Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!

I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:21 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.

Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!

The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:24 PM

:P geez you're making me look bad.  uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you.    B)

You're... ASHAMED of me??? :( *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.

Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out.

Kinda like a thong worn backwards...

Ha Ha! LOL

I remember in the 90's there was that backwards cloths fad. Saddly it never applied to bras!

:(

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:24 PM


Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(

Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!

Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!

I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow.

And when she takes her teeth out... Man... *goes a bit misty*
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:26 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.

Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!

The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say.

Some of my best posts are made through beer goggles.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:30 PM


Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! :(

Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!

Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!

I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow.

And when she takes her teeth out... Man... *goes a bit misty*

Yeah, I heard about that from Gangsta. The first thing she said to you was "I got mo peef"!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:37 PM

:P I think :) I'm outta here for today ;) this is turning ugly for me.

Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!

The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say.

Some of my best posts are made through beer goggles.

I must confess I have some experience in the "Beer Goggles" thing. I was at a science fiction convention and someone introduced me to Slivavitza. It's an Eastern European whiskey made from plums. The stuff was the smoothest stuff I've ever had. It was 60% and you couldn't taste the alchohol at all. You know how the hard stuff has the light fluid kind of taste to it. This stuff not at all. Anyway, after a few swigs, the large woman that had been hitting on me all night got a little lucky. She was easily over 200 pounds and about 5'4" if that. I can tell you from personal experience, they don't look better, you just don't care.

The only thing that saved me was that it was the final night of the convention which always end in an informal Jam session. I brought my git fiddle and was and had been, all day, determined to join the ho-down. When it was done I sobered up just enough. Whew!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:40 PM

5'4/200lb at a SciFi convention? Dude, you got the pretty one.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 02:52 PM

I know. Giggle!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 03:00 PM

I know.  Giggle!

Yeah, doing a fat girl is like riding a moped. They're both fun until your friends catch you.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 03:10 PM

Really! I wouldn't know. I sobered up.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:06 PM

[FOREBODING]It Will Happen![/FOREBODING]
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:09 PM

I suppose, when I'm 80, a 200+ lb 5'4" 20 year-old probably will look pretty good come to think of it; never mind the booze.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:12 PM

The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:15 PM

We prefer to think of it as broadening our standards; both figuratively and litterally I suppose.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:16 PM

The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?

Monica.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:20 PM

The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?

Monica.

Sadly, Monica was one of the better looking ones. Take a look at Paula Jones... Kennedy, now he got some Choice Tail...
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:24 PM

The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?

Monica.

Sadly, Monica was one of the better looking ones. Take a look at Paula Jones... Kennedy, now he got some Choice Tail...

Well at least she got her nose wacked; twice. First by a plastic surgeon and second by Tonya Harding in celebrity boxing.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:27 PM

That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*
Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot?
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:32 PM

That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*
Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot?

Yep! Them playboy photographers are pretty good, they managed to take a few beers off her rating.

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:34 PM

That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*
Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot?

Yep! Them playboy photographers are pretty good, they managed to take a few beers off her rating.

It's amazing what they can do with a gauzed lense and an airbrush.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:37 PM

... and Photoshop running on a F*cking Athlon! :LOL:

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:40 PM

... and Photoshop running a F*cking Athlon!  :LOL:

Ain't technology great? Now you can shake the steak to ugly chicks and not feel guilty.
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:44 PM

... and Photoshop running a F*cking Athlon!  :LOL:

Ain't technology great? Now you can shake the steak to ugly chicks and not feel guilty.

I haven't heard that one. The most colorful ones I've heard are:
"Shaking hands with an old friend" and of course
"F*cking your hand"

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:48 PM

There's also -

Boxing old baldie
Beating the Bishop
Beef Strokinoff
Strangling the Sheriff and
Fingering the Man Flute
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:49 PM

I'm getting banned for sure... :wacko:
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