Guest Azrael Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 There are some CTs which have no fluff texts, if we want them all with one, I'll need help from all of you, so post here and I'll add one of the suggestions to the ones that are going to V1.The authors of the CTs have preference.The texts without fluff texts are (that are being revised at the moment): Ventriculant http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2724Artopod Autopsy http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5937Terror-Disc http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2523Viper http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1946Grey Autopsy http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5691Morlock http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I'll submit the first suggestion, for Viper (might not be too good, I grant you that ) "...Well, it's stupid, it seems like a half-snake half-man to me, why aren't we calling it the Snakeman?, ...what the heck do you mean by copyrights?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailfire22 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Here's one for the Morlocks, it's kinda rough, but I'll try to clean it up: "That dude that had the time machine, you know, the one in the H.G. Wells book, I bet he never had it this bad. Heck, at least those guys were somewhat human....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsereve Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 that'd be pretty cool, you could keep them away with lots of flares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Good, keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red knight Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 I reallly laugh with the Viper's one, that one is a must to have. GreetingsRed Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Aye aye!, glad you like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeDrake Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Aerodone "CyberDisc" "Oooh a frisbee! Anyone up for a game?" "Without the plasma weapons of mass destruction, damage resistant armor plates, and explosive self-destruction device it almost looks...cute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Aerodone "CyberDisc" "Without the plasma weapons of mass destruction, damage resistant armor plates, and explosive self-destruction device it almost looks...cute!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Grey Autopsy "And so, the predator becomes the pray. Do you like being dissected and mutilated like CATTLE, you stupid grey??? :P" Just a 37" thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 (edited) We have to admit that Azrael's is the most creative one. Unfortunately, I have to admit that most fluffy texts don't make me laugh, maybe it's my taste . But, most of them are "clever", that's why I like them Edited December 18, 2004 by kafros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeDrake Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 (edited) Ventriculant "Sir, I just stepped in something squishy...""Dammit son, we're assaulting the enemy's base, don't worry about 'squishy'""Sir, um, I've just grown another leg..." Read the CTD if it makes no sense Edited December 18, 2004 by JakeDrake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 That's a good one.Another for Grey Autopsy:"The Roswell video... WAS REAL!!!"or"Now it's not just those guys at Area 51 who are having fun..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Okay, a bunch of texts have been finished, we still need fluff texts for Artopod Autopsy, Grey Autopsy (I want to see some more ), and Silabrate. Come on people, let's see where the "creative" part of this deparment is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 It's a bit silly, but the hellenic version (which I though first) sounds funny indeed Let's see...: (Conversation between some young and newly-hired X-Corps scientists)- Strange creatures... Great brain, but otherwise quite simple...- Why don't they have hair?!?- Because it would fall inside the mutilated bodies and would make a mess! OKOK, DON'T SHOOT PLZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeDrake Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Artopod: "Duuuuude, how do I get my hands on one of those?""Get telepathic powers.""Erm..." "Just like Mechwarrior!"or"I used to play with these guys in High School!"or"A walking 'mech eh? These guys have played too many videogames..." "Man that big eye is freaky, its like its looking at me wherever a go..." etc. etc. Trying to throw out a bunch so maybe one will hit right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 The Mechwarrior one would probably involve some copyright issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Ok, we now need one for Alien Grenade (still nothing on the Silabrate, don't make me use my own creativity please ), any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qonfused Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 first, heres some fluffy for the artopod autopsy: “Johnson! come here! This is why you where equipped a laser, instead of a heavy plasma, so next time i don’t want to have to tell you twice.”-lt. Cortez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailfire22 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Alien grenade: "This thing is great! It's like some sort of divine grenade!" -Dr. Jacob Lewis, Weapons Testing Division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Thank you two.We now need for: - Grenade http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3070- Silabrate (grrrrr, I might just as well think one myself ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzuchan Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Fluff for grenade:"Take that you buggers! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"*BOOM*"Heh heh heh... Nothing beats the Holy Hand Grenade!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailfire22 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Fluff for grenade:"Take that you buggers! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"*BOOM*"Heh heh heh... Nothing beats the Holy Hand Grenade!" Nothing like good old Monty Python :wink1: Anyway, I didn't put the exact name in the Alien Grenade fluff due to copyrights and what not so you might want to take another look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 I feel like I'm missing something in that fluff, would someone care to explain it to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 (edited) "What does aliens do when a rokiee throws a grenade at them? They pull out the safety pin, and throw it right back!" ~ Sargant Miiles Durton trying to be funny. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/mikker/classic.gif Edited December 22, 2004 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl. Facehugger Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Grey autopsy: "And here I always thought that 'alien autopsy' video was faked..." Somewhat cliched and very similar to what others have proposed, but...err... Or how about, "Alright, bring me one of the anal probes. I'm going to have to go in...manually..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red knight Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Facehugger, no sexual reference (proofers make sure there arent in ready text too). The Holy Hand is the Aleluya Granade of Worms (Pretty nasty to control, but man that one is good to win the match... Even though nothing is even near from a Concrete Donkey) GreetingsRed Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qonfused Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 "Look, Hollywood got something right for once."-Cprl. Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 (edited) Facehugger, no sexual reference (proofers make sure there arent in ready text too). The Holy Hand is the Aleluya Granade of Worms (Pretty nasty to control, but man that one is good to win the match... Even though nothing is even near from a Concrete Donkey) GreetingsRed Knight<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohh, I remember now, I love that donkey! We seem to be all set with fluff texts for now (except for Silabrate... I'll look into it) Edited December 23, 2004 by Azrael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Qonfused, that fluff of yours won't work, what if you don't have heavy plasmas? haven't researched them or don't have any in storages?, please write another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Damn, that oven is broken again... JONES, BRING THAT SILABRATE CORPSE FROM THE [ALIEN CONTAINMENT]!!! - Someone in the kitchen, either a chef, or a soldier, pick and choose :wink1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Good one, unfortunately the Silabrate has been finished, thanks for your help anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Now we need one for the XC-33 Vengeance (inspired by Avenger) http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=6422 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Woah! That's some asskicking ship! Just look at this design. It seems as if it has come out of a PC-Game! - Rookie Paul Jones And Azy...: -Ohh, I remember now, I love that donkey! tongue.gifWe seem to be all set with fluff texts for now (except for Silabrate... I'll look into it)-Qonfused, that fluff of yours won't work, what if you don't have heavy plasmas? haven't researched them or don't have any in storages?, please write another one smile.gif--Good one, unfortunately the Silabrate has been finished, thanks for your help anyway I didn't know that the Silabrate fluff was already done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Woah! That's some asskicking ship! Just look at this design. It seems as if it has come out of a PC-Game! - Rookie Paul Jones And Azy...: -Ohh, I remember now, I love that donkey! tongue.gifWe seem to be all set with fluff texts for now (except for Silabrate... I'll look into it)-Qonfused, that fluff of yours won't work, what if you don't have heavy plasmas? haven't researched them or don't have any in storages?, please write another one smile.gif-<silabrate fluff>-Good one, unfortunately the Silabrate has been finished, thanks for your help anyway I didn't know that the Silabrate fluff was already done <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm, I should have deleted my post about that , that was my mistake, I got mixed up with other the Ventriculant one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Fluff for Vengeance"You may kiss my a$$ Battleship!, who's your daddy now!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qonfused Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 i am you daddy then theres this: "- I want to fly it-no I want-me first-ohhhh NO PUSHING"-X-Corp pilots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 i am you daddy then theres this: "- I want to fly it-no I want-me first-ohhhh NO PUSHING"-X-Corp pilots. Maybe.... "Oh my god, that baby's mine!""No way, i saw it first!""Go back to flying school, it's mine!""Hey! stop pushing back there!" -X-Corp pilots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Those are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailfire22 Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Maybe.... "Oh my god, that baby's mine!""No way, i saw it first!""Go back to flying school, it's mine!""Hey! stop pushing back there!" -X-Corp pilots. I like this one the best. Espcially the "Go back to flying school" (or even better, flight school) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 So that's it then, Mikker's fluff goes to Vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Now we need for: Gravity Defense Facility and Plasma Rifle Clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Plasma rifle clip: "Today, you'll eat my gravitons. Tomorrow, you'll eat my plasma!" And in some years, we will eat their tachyons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeDrake Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Plasma Rifle or Heavy Plasma Clips"So the only thing between me and hot, burning plasma death is a few layers of alloy? ummm...Hey rookie, test this!" Seargent Phil: "The power of a thousand million suns in the palm of my hands!!! Muahahah!"Intercom: "ATTENTION: PLASMA WEAPONRY HAS BEEN RECALLED FROM ALL SOLDIERS NAMED PHIL..."Not-Phil: "Sorry Phil"Phil: ":'(" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzuchan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) Gravity Barrier Defense: "Y@u know, I h#@rd that #$^@US gove@$2^nt is testing out weather control devices... I m#%n, people are saying that some p/*ces have been having some really weird rain $#@wers that come right out of nowher--"--User DKnight #@s been disc0nnected--Excerpt from retrieved deleted IRC Log Edited January 13, 2005 by tzuchan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 More please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeDrake Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 (edited) Gravity Defense Facility"With this facility operational they'll be sitting ducks!""I always thought ducks were pretty fast, you know they run take off and then fly thousands of miles every year. I dunno that metaphor is a little disturbi...""OK *sigh* they'll be sitting ... snails ... Happy?""Very " -please include the banana! or maybe "Ugh, I just got back from skydiving into the grav shield with some of the scientists.""Oh yeah? How was it?""Horrible! I was in the air for 6 hours!" Feel free to alter in any way if it makes it sound better. P.S. Ever notice how I simply cannot write a serious fluff? I really tried this time too! l o l Edited January 15, 2005 by JakeDrake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Gravity Barrier Defense: "Y@u know, I h#@rd that #$^@US gove@$2^nt is testing out weather control devices... I m#%n, people are saying that some p/*ces have been having some really weird rain $#@wers that come right out of nowher--"--User DKnight #@s been disc0nnected--Excerpt from retrieved deleted IRC Log<{POST_SNAPBACK}> doh, just got that, hadn't read the whole entry until now, good one, that goes in, thank you for your interest people, move along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsereve Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 ! These are hilarious! Anyway, I've tried, but my fluff texts aren't nearly this quality. I was thinking, maybe someone here could do Fusion Ball Defense fluff? If you still think I can do it, take a look at these pathetic attempts: Commander: "Argh, UFO approaching base! Hanson, activate the Fusion Ball Turret!"Hanson: "Gotcha, chief!" Commander: "Activate the waypoints! Now, fire on my mark! Three, two, one. . ."Hanson: "AHHH! MIGRAINE!" The above one operates on the Mind-to-Machine waypoint system, but last I checked, we got rid of that concept, so this is a no-go. I don't know why I bothered posting it. Here's one that at least fits the entry to-date: Commander: "Incoming UFO! It's heading riht for us! Arm the Fusion Ball Defense!"Technician: "Waypoints are set!"Commander: "Good, now, remember the damage radius of these things! We don't want to knock down that mountain!"Technician: "Okay, the bugger's almost here. . .wait for it. . .OH NO, HE'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE BASE! Commander: "YOU FOOL! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO F--"-Final Transmission from X-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Blehm 98] Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Fusion ball thingies: Radar folks:"Radar to defense stations, enemy UFO detected."Defense station commander:"Ready defenses, fire on my mark"technician:"yes sir. Activating homing..."*whoosh*Defense station commander:"What the..."Technician:"Ah crap, i knew i should have practiced with those buttons more..."-Exerpt from Transmission Alpha 807-86, Code red base defense level- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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