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#1 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 16 May 2004 - 02:32 AM

1. He's immortal.
2. He doesn't know how to use human weapons.
3. He likes ugly Ethereals.
4. Did you ever see him shooting an alien?
5. He doesn't care about aliens attacking his base.
6. Aliens don't kill him if they capture him.
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Posted 16 May 2004 - 06:20 AM

Plus, he set of the Tachyon Beam on Cydonia, waking up T'Leth :D
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#3 Robo Dojo 58

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Posted 16 May 2004 - 06:34 AM

I like his style! I think I'll make him my assistant. ^_^
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Posted 16 May 2004 - 09:26 AM

1. He's immortal.
2. He doesn't know how to use human weapons.
3. He likes ugly Ethereals.
4. Did you ever see him shooting an alien?
5. He doesn't care about aliens attacking his base.
6. Aliens don't kill him if they capture him.

1. Are aliens immortal?
2. He knows how to use human weapons. Not that he got good aim.
3. Who doesn't?
4. At least he tries to hit them...
5. Only if he is buisy dancing.
6. Ontopic or Burst...

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#5 Danny252

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Posted 16 May 2004 - 10:27 AM

Dont try to defend the alien!
1: Humans Certainly aren't.
2: But he always uses alien ones
3: I don't
4: No he stands there
5: He's always busy dancing
6: Also he is their deity/Leaders brother
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Posted 16 May 2004 - 12:45 PM

Dont try to defend the alien!
1: Humans Certainly aren't.
2: But he always uses alien ones
3: I don't
4: No he stands there
5: He's always busy dancing
6: Also he is their deity/Leaders brother

1: Who said his human?
2: They are more effective.
3: You have a bad taste :rolleyes:
4: Thats what i like to call "aiming".
5: Only 1 strip shows him dancing.
6: Why would the brain use his brother as a insider?

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#7 Danny252

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 02:42 PM

er
if he isn't human
and he isn't alien
what is he?
*Atishoo.. atishoo..*
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"Oops.. I set off the self destruct device.. damn.."
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"Hey, look, roasted Greys!"
Colonel Bob Newman, the Sahara, downed Grey scout ship.

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 03:13 PM

Hes a mutant!
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#9 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 06:31 AM

He's a hybrid!

His mother had close encounter of 4th kind with an alien!

Edited by Judge_Deadd, 04 June 2004 - 06:32 AM.

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 09:15 AM

acturly, he is a comic strip charrecter! J/K

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#11 Danny252

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 02:42 PM

stop joking. He's an Xcom commander.
a new species!
*Atishoo.. atishoo..*
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Oops.. I set off the self destruct device.. damn.."
Last words of Sergant Leia Evans before being blown to bits by the alien self destruct mechanism.

"Hey, look, roasted Greys!"
Colonel Bob Newman, the Sahara, downed Grey scout ship.