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that was probably a funny joke, but you'll have to explain it to me. :Brickwall:

 

How many sectoids does it take to paint a room?

It depends how hard you throw them.

How many sectoids does it take to tile a roof?

It depends how thinly you slice them.

What's funnier than a dead dectoid?

A dead sectoid in a clown costume!!!

I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).

 

a sectoid is hiding in a well. two soliders get tired of searching and stop near the said well.

-where do you think those sectoids are?

-are...are -echoes the well.

-mabe in the forrest?

-forrest... forrest...

-mabe by the river?

-river... river...

-maybe in the well?

-forrest... forrest...

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OMG THAT WELL JOKE OWNS
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The joke was suppose to be a miscommunication of the sectoid...in his language he thought he was insulting him...but couldn't understand what the x-com soldier meant. In other words...its a sectoid with no brains.

 

I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).

LOL i must be sick then...

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I must be sick too LOL

 

Anyhow, I'll be on most of tomorrow Nite

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Sorry about putting it in ufo2000 forum...i never use to use other forums so i didn't see the joke section. Whoever moved this topic...Thanks, i should have put it here. :)

 

I changed my joke to: Alien Translation instead of X-com inexperience with aliens. It didn't quite fit the joke. Plus, the ending was changed to make the title more clear.

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that was probably a funny joke, but you'll have to explain it to me. :Brickwall:

 

How many sectoids does it take to paint a room?

It depends how hard you throw them.

How many sectoids does it take to tile a roof?

It depends how thinly you slice them.

What's funnier than a dead dectoid?

A dead sectoid in a clown costume!!!

I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).

yeah I'm sick :laugh:

 

a sectoid is hiding in a well. two soliders get tired of searching and stop near the said well.

-where do you think those sectoids are?

-are...are -echoes the well.

-mabe in the forrest?

-forrest... forrest...

-mabe by the river?

-river... river...

-maybe in the well?

-forrest... forrest...

LOL

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