The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 (holds a juciy carrot over a open fryer) here gay bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny (Holding a hand crossbow behind my back ifhe does not bite) :devilsmile: :devilsmile: :devilsmile: :devilsmile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 *hops merrily away from evil LordT's evil grasp of evilness**waves hand* You WILL come to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 (holds a juciy carrot over a open fryer) here gay bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny (Holding a hand crossbow behind my back ifhe does not bite) :devilsmile: :devilsmile: :devilsmile: :devilsmile:I'm a Sausagevore, I don't eat carrots. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 *psshhhhh-huuu* Come to me, my wabbit *pssshhhhh-huuuu* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 :eek: .... M---a------s-----t-------e------...... ARGH! NO YOU DON'T! YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME YOUR PERSONAL WABBIT SEX SLAVE!!!! :uzzi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Um... no, just an evil co-ort to take over the galaxy with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Aww shucks. And here I thought we were gonna have some REAL fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 You... could... say that. It's the nickname for the doublebarelled shotgun in Quakebah I played quake and didn't remeber that. then again Quake 1 was way too short .. Actually I think I like Doom 1 and 2 better than any of the quakes. Quake 3 sucked hard on playability compared to something like UT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Tonight, gay porn's on me! Dig right in guys! I'll be there.. well at least my stunt man will be there. uh DN's my stuntman :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 You... could... say that. It's the nickname for the doublebarelled shotgun in Quakebah I played quake and didn't remeber that. then again Quake 1 was way too short .. Actually I think I like Doom 1 and 2 better than any of the quakes. Quake 3 sucked hard on playability compared to something like UT.It's better in multiplayer with all the new mods and stuff that has come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 UT still kicks it's donkey I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 Don't like any of them actually but if i'd have to choose it would be Qw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 23, 2003 Report Share Posted January 23, 2003 :eek: .... M---a------s-----t-------e------...... ARGH! NO YOU DON'T! YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME YOUR PERSONAL WABBIT SEX SLAVE!!!! :uzzi:No, i want you my personal Fried wabbit dinner. And now (takes the crossbow from behind my back and shoots the tasty wabbit in the jugular, then picks up the still twiching wabbit) Time to skin him, also can someone get some potatos ready (Cuts open the wabbit in from the chest down, then peels off the skin and starts taking out orgains) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Yo! R00Ki3 stop touching my Askii breast (*)(*) I don't appreciate that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 (looks at the stoned gansta) uh i think yah should sit down, ill give yah a leg if you want it, now time to fry it, (chops off the head and sticks the body in the fryer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 It's a fact!! I don't wear a bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 did i ever say you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 I feel so liberated.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 (backs away from gangsta then continues cooking the wabbit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Hey Rookie, since you're eating me and stuff, this may be a good time to tell you about the wondrous effect of wabbit sex organs on your health... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 It's a fact!! I don't wear a bra. This be stoned Gangsta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 Hey Rookie, since you're eating me and stuff, this may be a good time to tell you about the wondrous effect of wabbit sex organs on your health...Or a list of all the other wabbits you slept with for the past month. mean wabbits don't wear protection.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devatar Posted January 25, 2003 Report Share Posted January 25, 2003 Oh yes we do! We use fish gut as condoms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rookie with a Additude Posted January 25, 2003 Report Share Posted January 25, 2003 Hey Rookie, since you're eating me and stuff, this may be a good time to tell you about the wondrous effect of wabbit sex organs on your health...(points to a buchet) There in that bucket, im not going to take the chance of me getting some curse or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Tonight, gay porn's on me! Dig right in guys! I'll be there.. well at least my stunt man will be there. uh DN's my stuntman ::*** After 12 straight hours of gay porn, DN conquers a third world country to prove he's still a man. *** (This explains G.W. Bush, too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 man you conqured Canada.. now all those canadian nickles will have a sausage on them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 No, not Canada. If they weren't so close to the US border, I'd nuke 'em... Damned Canadians with their free health care and decent education... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Heck, If I didn't live so close to you, you would nuke me.. :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 For you, I'm developing the Death Ray... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 uh isn't a high power laser a death ray.. hey you could even use a maser as a death ray and microwave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Um, it pretty much consists of me sitting on the porch directing Bad Thoughts in your direction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 but you've been doing that for years.. and all it does is give me nightmares of where I notice I'm naked at school and then the purple sausage teacher asks me if I have done my homework.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 *** Concentrates harder and paint starts peeling, the floorboards start warping, and all the grass in a 3 mile radius dies. *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 *wonders why his cereal spoon bends while he is trying to eat his pops..* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 *** Causes G's milk to boil, making a sludge of his breakfast cereal *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 wow you fried the bacon.. thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 *** Continues until the bacon is blackened and glowing slightly *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 wow... just like my granny used to make them... gee thanks.. mystic power... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Hmmm. No luck there... Let's try something else. ** Uses his Powers to reverse the flow of G's digestive track ** Something I've always wanted to try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 *The FCC knocks on DN's door and cuffs him for causing interferance in half a million households..* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 ** G, meanwhile, has to eat by shoving food up his arse, which should make dating interesting, to say the least. ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Shhh there many perverts on this board that would love to feed me up the donkey.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 You'll have to get that thing widened... (Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 geez the autocensor gave that a diffrent perverse meaning X:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 ??? The donkey prechews the food for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Makes for easier insertion. More an enema than a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 you being a sausage have been used as both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 You still owe me $20 for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Did you sign a contract, no because sausages don't have arms; you're SOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted January 26, 2003 Report Share Posted January 26, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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