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You Might Be A Sectoid If...


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You might be a Sectoid if.... the Mutons make you sit in a highchair at the table

You might be a Sectoid if... little human girls pick you up and take you home

You might be a Sectoid if... you cant seem to find a good eye doctor

You might be a Sectoid if... you see a mound of poo and think its your lost baby

You might be a Sectoid if... the guys from Pep boys are in your support group

You might be a Sectoid if... the floaters play keep away with your mind probe

You might be a Sectoid if... if your heavy plasma doubles as full body armor

You might be a Sectoid if... x-com agents mistake your head for a blaster bomb

You might be a Sectoid if... you wake up in your commanders bed, dazed and confused. :blink:



Eh well i gave it a shot, maybe you guys can do better
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You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows
... if you want to be nude
... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun
... if all of your friends are grey
... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people
... if you can't take things on the ground
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You might be a Sectoid if:
You kill half of Danny 252's first mission team :plasma:
You blow up his expensive HWP :aliencool:
He blows up your ship :laser:
You die in a corner of Alien Containment as it wasn't completed(D'oh!) :o
You look like Danny252's avatar :stupid: Edited by Danny252
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You might be a Sectoid if. . .
-when you step out of your ride, you get skewered by a dozen laser bolts.
-you occasionally long for your home on Cydonia
-you have a mind-controlled toy scout
-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited
-you and your friends sometimes mind control each other for fun
-your job pays in elerium
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[quote name='Ana' date='Mar 22 2004, 04:24 AM']You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows
... if you want to be nude
... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun
... if all of your friends are grey
... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people
... if you can't take things on the ground
[right][post="72868"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

Why yes they can take objects off the ground (or at least the corpses of their fallen comrades, anyway :blink: ), as I found out in one particularly freaky instance.

*shudder*

Ah, anyway:

You might be a Sectoid if:

-You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.
-You enjoy mind controlling your neighbors into making ridiculous credit card purchases for you.
-You knew what gender ET was. :blink:
-You wonder why the Just for Men doesn't work.
-You're practically impervious to damage from conventional firearms.
-Clear Eyes inverts your entire body's colorization.
-If you're mortally afraid of eating Jello for fear of murder.
-You constantly try to E-mail your supreme commander to no avail.

Uh, something like that. Edited by The Master Maniac
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- You look like a small homicidal grey muffin on legs... :alienmad:
- Your head barely goes through the door...
- You were at Roswell in 1947... :alienoooh:
- You can't throw a grenade far enough to avoid the blast...
- You can't see much in a hay field.
- Your Ethereal masters want to assign you babysitters...
- You thanks the overbrain that the Heavy Plasma have anti-grav to lift it.
- *YOU WILL OBEY YOUR LEADER* :alientalk:
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[quote name='Cpl. Facehugger' date='Jan 18 2004, 10:23 AM']You might be a sectoid if... You enjoy using anal probes on humans.
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[quote name='Ana' date='Mar 22 2004, 04:24 AM']You might be a Sectoid
... if you want to be nude
[right][post="72868"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

according to my ex-girlfriend, I am a Sectoid... was that too much information? :P

[quote name='Tsereve' date='Jul 25 2004, 07:23 PM']You might be a Sectoid if. . .
-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited
[right][post="84651"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

well, taking a closer look at all my buddies who drop by at my place, I MUST be a Sectoid... :aliencool:

[quote name='The Master Maniac' date='Jul 26 2004, 06:39 PM']You might be a Sectoid if:

-You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.
[right][post="84959"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

what? 3:20am already and I'm still in this forum? what the... :D
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[quote name='LordT' date='Jan 18 2004, 05:34 AM']if you like going back and forth through doors all the time... <_<
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What's the matter with that? Doors are fun. . .especially the kind with Etherials without TUs right behind them. . .
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You might be a Sectoid if...
You hide on the top floor of the Dreadnaught and use yer MC to target blaster bombs right into the back of the Skyranger.
You hide behind the powercore, as well as two other Sectoids.
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