mikker Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 (edited) alien recreation: "Well, that explains why one of the soldiers reported in a pink tree-headed dog in the ufo we were recovering, and asked for permission to open fire..." laser rifle: "They'll never take it from us... never... Right, my love? It's ours! My precious...."~[Laser Rifle] field-tester, now relieved from duety. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/mikker/classic.gif Edited March 1, 2005 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penta Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 For Alien Recreation - "And Mom always said TV rotted my brain. What would she possibly think of this?" - Private Newton Minow, European Forces (Background for those who don't get the joke: Newton Minow is the guy who, in the 1960s, gave the (in)famous Wasteland Speech (linked to the text), which decried the state of American TV as of 1961. At the time, he was chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, which (among other things) regulated the TV networks in the US. He also helped found PBS, America's public TV broadcaster, which is famous for such things as "Sesame Street". Now, the TV rotting your brain quip...who's mom hasn't said that to them at least once? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Now, the TV rotting your brain quip...who's mom hasn't said that to them at least once? ) Mine She enjoys TV as much as i do- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 "They'll never take it from us... never... Right, my love? It's outs! My precious...."~[Laser Rifle] field-tester, now relieved from duety.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astyanax Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 (edited) That's classic, mikker! And the best thing is that it can be used for almost any text! So if there's a decent laser rifle fluff, "your preciousssss" can be saved for another fluff. Alien Recreation:"And I thought my disco ball was psychadelic! I can't wait to dance to these puppies!"- Chandra Volta, X-Corps marine and disco enthusiast Edited March 1, 2005 by Astyanax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Alien Recreation"Duuuuude, check out all those colors!"-Pvt [whatever] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 (edited) "Our normal granades just goes boom. The alien granade goes boom... with style!" (maybe we could use the precious fluff for the fusion launcher? THATS something to go crazy from ) Edited March 1, 2005 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astyanax Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 These Alien Recreation fluffs all seem to involve lots of colors. I should make sure this rainbow effect is mentioned in the CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Ok then, Mikker's fluff for Laser Rifle is better for blaster launcher, that's a good one , any more suggestions for Laser Rifle or should I take mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 any more suggestions for Laser Rifle or should I take mine? "Laser rifles are so precise that you could use them for eye surgery. Well, except the fact that the beam would go through the eye, the head, and half of the back wall..."- Dr. Gabrielle Fitzpatrick, Head of Laser Weapons Development I'd rather use this, IMO it's funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 any more suggestions for Laser Rifle or should I take mine?<{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Laser rifles are so precise that you could use them for eye surgery. Well, except the fact that the beam would go through the eye, the head, and half of the back wall..."- Dr. Gabrielle Fitzpatrick, Head of Laser Weapons Development I'd rather use this, IMO it's funnier <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oops, sorry, forgot about that one, I meant "no more suggestions or should I pick among these?"Ok, that goes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 (edited) psi facility: "Back when the first one was build, [x] came in and wanted to be psi trained. I don't know exactly how, but he got addicted to it, and we wern't able to save his sanity. He now lives in the closset, so when other soldiers start to get addicted, we pull him out, and suddenly, they don't want to train anymore." ~ [y] Edited March 17, 2005 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exo2000 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Alien Recreation"Ooooo, look at the pretty lights!" - Unknown Rookie Alien Grenade"Whatever you do, -don't- juggle, eat, consume, devour, ingest, inhale, drop, throw, ignite, burn these things. Ok, so if you've primed it you can throw it. But they're volatile, so, eh, try not to drop one. We only had one accident. The lab had to be cleaned for a WEEK before it could be used again - it was like there was a new coat o' red paint. With pink lumps." - X-Corps Explosives Instructor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Alien Recreation "Ugh, they call THAT recreation?" "I don't care how shiny it is, don't touch it!" Alien Grenade "Uh, why do I get the feeling I need webbed fingers to operate this?" Laser Rifle "Note to recruits. These are not the laser pointers you are used to" "Beware of mirrors" I also liked Mikker's original fluff for the plasma clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astyanax Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 (edited) Hi Historian! Nice to meet ya! Adding to Historian's fresh fodder for the fluff machine... (an attempt at a more serious fluff)"Dammit! What good are we supposed to be doing?! We sent those boys in with our latest laser prototypes, and what do we have?! Ten more names on our MIA list, ten more honest fellas at the mercy of those damned Aliens! ...After all our work, our best tech... it's still not enough! What's wrong with our design? Why wasn't it enough?""It was the best we had, Brand... it was all we could've done..."*sigh* "...yeah...""...c'mon, dear, it's late. We should get some sleep.""You're right, hon... maybe things will look better in the morning.""Of course they will, of course they will. We've got a lot of work ahead of us..." - a late night conversation between Drs. Brandon and Megan McKenna, leading experts in laser weapons designHm... maybe it'd be better for the laser pistol? Edited March 29, 2005 by Astyanax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[dipstick] Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 how about a version of the mirrors? 'How many times have I told them. You do NOT go in the crazy mirror house with a laser pistol. Goddammit. How many more must we lose to rapid fire....' Lead researcher X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafros Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 How many more must we lose to rapid fire....That means that by the time you've researched that, some soldiers are dead without your learning that? Better change it to " they must be careful , or else we are gonna some a guy someday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astyanax Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 (edited) How about: "What in the world were those boys thinking- taking a laser pistol into a house of mirrors? ...those morons..."- Sergeant Jeremy Miller Edited March 30, 2005 by Astyanax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mad] Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Aaaaand welcome back to "Fluff the unfluffed" the show where everybody gets to laugh!Today we have a very difficult candidate! Candidates! Prepare to fluff!Todays CT without a fluff is "Gravity Distortion Launcher/Drone"! Aaand go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[dteviot] Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Aaaaand welcome back to "Fluff the unfluffed" the show where everybody gets to laugh!Today we have a very difficult candidate! Candidates! Prepare to fluff!Todays CT without a fluff is "Gravity Distortion Launcher/Drone"! Aaand go!"The programming department have assured me that they've solved the bug in the Mark 1 drone's navigation system that caused it to return to it's launch point and explode when attempting a 90 degree turn. However, they still refuse to come here and demonstrate the fix." Capt. H Pierce, weapons testing. Edit. spelling Edited March 8, 2006 by dteviot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mad] Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 "The programming department have assured me that they've solved the bug in the Mark 1 drone's navigation system that caused it to return to it's launch point and explode when attempting a 90 degree turn. However, they still refuse to come here and demonstrate the fix." Capt. H Pierce, weapons testing. Edit. spelling Not bad, let me rephrase it a litlle... What do you think of:Well, our avionics guy assured me he fixed that drone returnig to launchpoint thing, too bad he catched the flue now that we're gonna test it... - Capt. H Pierce, weapons testing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I feel it sounds better as phrased by dteviot, though I wouldn't use "programming dept". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mad] Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I feel it sounds better as phrased by dteviot, though I wouldn't use "programming dept".I felt it was a little to long. You know, I'm a friend of short pregnant sentences... So, what does the rest of you guys think?And I want more fluffs! Don't be shy! We cannot loose this battle against PRG department! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[dteviot] Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 (edited) I feel it sounds better as phrased by dteviot, though I wouldn't use "programming dept".I felt it was a little to long. You know, I'm a friend of short pregnant sentences... So, what does the rest of you guys think?And I want more fluffs! Don't be shy! We cannot loose this battle against PRG department! Actually, it was meant to be an in-joke. The "Mark One Drone" is the Blaster Bomb launcher (which I believe is the equivelent of the Gravity Distortion Launcher/Drone.) The bug is the well known problem with programming a BB with a route with 90 degree turns, and the programing department is the Xenocide programming department. How about:"Rincewind assures me that he's solved the bug in the Mark 1 drone's navigation system that caused it to return to its launch point and explode when attempting a 90 degree turn. However, he still refuses to test the fix in person." Capt. R Knight, weapons testing. Edit: redid quote Edited March 9, 2006 by dteviot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzuchan Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 (edited) Don't know why, but my silly brain came up with a silly fluff text for the Xenium CT... "Okay, let me get this straight. The aliens have a working knowledge of what you call 'Silly String Theorem' that allows them to tie the Superstring Theory into knots. These superstring knots then take the form of Xenium. And then when the aliens unravel the knot, they get energy?"- Random rookie researcher Edited October 10, 2007 by tzuchan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mad] Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Xenium-122 "This stuff is rare, I can't put into context how rare this is, heck the stuff we have degrades and we can't stop it. So if I catch one more person using it as a PAPER weight, i'm gonna start live fire testing of my new prototype plasma cannon!" - Memo from Dr. Zarkov Head of Energy Based ResearchVengeance Interceptor Pilot "So what's it like?"Test Pilot "You know when you first saw the Starfire you got that feeling like when you see a hot college girl, but you feel abit wrong cos she's 19 and your 35."Interceptor Pilot "Ha! yeah, college girls..."Test Pilot "Well the Vengeance is like finding out Starfire has an older sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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