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Alien Songs!


mikker

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What about changing songs from artists, into X-com songs?

i made 2:

1) Another one bits the dust/ An alien bites the dust

UFO comes into the screen,
With ethereals deep wthin.
Interceptors on its tail.
UFO goes down with a spin.
Are you ready to go? Are you ready for this?
You are going to use brute force.
We just need to kill them all,
With a minimal loss

An alien bites the dust
An alien bites the dust
You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all,
An alien bites the dust
Just don’t let them get away,
An alien bites the dust

Do you really think, that your psi will work,
And bring us to the ground.
We have heavy plasma here,
Your blaster launchers are found.
Grap your weapons! Lets get out there,
And show them who’s the boss.
We just need to kill them all,
With a minimal loss.

An alien bites the dust, yes yes
An alien bites the dust, you bet
An alien bites the dust, bang bang banga booomboooooboombooombooo…..

There are plenty of ways that you can kill those guys,
Before you self goes down.
You can beat them,
You can eat them,
You can turn them sad,
Or use a blaster bomb.
Granades will work just well,
So when they come just toss
We just need to kill them all,
With a minimal loss

An alien bites the dust
An alien bites the dust
You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all,
An alien bites the dust
Just don’t let them get away,
An alien bites the dust


And the one in my sig as well. Anyone want to try others? Edited by mikker
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Ok, let's give it a try. An easy one to start with, didn't have to change that much ^_^


See me shoot out of the sunset
On your surveillance TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Muton to the left of me
And Muton to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
But they'd better start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode

It's dirty, mean and mighty unclean
It's a wanted alien
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The Muton's back in town
Don't you mess him 'round

Oh yeah, it's "TNT" by AC/DC for those who don't know it Edited by j'ordos
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[u]Floater Boy[/u]
[quote]He's pink and Floats,
carries a gun,
Can that be anymore obvious.

He shoots your son,
cuts open your mum,
What more need be done.

They wanted the Earth
but they'd never tell,
The formed those bogus "Alien Pacts", so well.

The Corps don't approve,
Xenocide we're told,
Now it's time for lock and load.

He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy,
You're really bad for us.
He's got a lot of friends they've got a lot of guns,
They've got to get away from Earth.

Five days from now,
2nd base is built. 
Most of the northern hemisphere's cover't.

Turn on the Hyp'
see battleship in flight,
and it's coming along this way.

Call up four hang's,
they all say "dang",
we'll need dual fusion balls.

5000 knots
there is no chance,
evacuate the base.

He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy,
You're really bad for us.
Now he's invading us, in our brand new base.
Will our missiles do the trick.

Sorry but those
missles missed,
well tough luck here they come.

There are more than
20 of them
is this how the story ends?

There is our
missle defense chokepoint
with one way around.

But inside a base
floaters stay on the ground.
And so do their Reapers

I'm killin' floater boys, oh joy, oh joy, oh joy.
They're really not so tough.
And their Terrorists they're pretty easy too.
Now look at all the loot![/quote]
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This one is about a X-com newbie, who is defeated in a base-attack, by mutons. She restarts the game, and finds out how to build base defences.


[u]X-com Newbie[/u]

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
I kept thinking I could never leave you
With my life.
But then I spent so many turns,
thinking how I've done it wrong
I grew strong
and now I play again once more

'Cause now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you
Here with all those mutons in my base

I would have shot you down,
I would have made you into gore
If I just knew you were there
You'd bother me no more

May blood flow,
from mutons chest,
I wil get my will,
You know i am the best

Weren't you the one
Who tried to shoot the plasma gun?
Did you think I'd crumple?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

No, not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As Long as I know how to kill,
I know I'll stay alive
You got no life to live
'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give
I will survive,
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

It took all the strength I had
to make you fall apart
I build defence,
not like before
I spent no more money on that,
Now i feel sorry for myself
I used to cry,
But now I shot you off the sky.

And you saw me
Like someone new
I'm not that stupid little person
Like last time i fought with you.
And so you thought you'd just drop by
But there you saw, that i was new.
And now I'm saving all my strength
To come to mars to you.

May blood flow,
from mutons chest,
I wil get my will,
You know i am the best

Weren't you the one
Who tried to shoot the plasma gun?
Did you think I'd crumple?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

No, not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As long as I know how to kill,
I know I'll stay alive
You got no life to live
'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give
I will survive,
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

Oh no Edited by mikker
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Great idea Mikker, It brings new dimension to one's playing experience
when you can sing an appropriate song as you thrash ( or are trashed by ethereals).
I think it might help us who can't readily recognise song for you to include the title of the original song.

BTW your latest effort is set to the tune I will survive by Glora Gaynor, isn't it?
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jep, i will survive. :D


(and the one in the sig is "music! music! music!", i belive its called that.) Edited by mikker
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  • 3 weeks later...
This ones disgusting... :puke:

Its about what happens when soldiers gets hungry in battle...

[u]Green meat[/u] (Fast food song)

"Can you see whats coming at us?"

Oooooooooh!

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid


You kill it, you beat it
I know how you treat it
The voices I hear whenever you're around

You shoot it, you eat it
Nothing else can beat it
Big and evil
Whenever they terror your towns.
They are hiding, Exciting
The aroma's so disgusting
And when it hits me, I wanna run back home
Trust me, you must see
The inside of me
Driving me crazy, hungry to the bone!

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got that taste I can't resist
Can't resist, can't resist

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid


"Is it dead? Should we eat it?"
"Have any sauce?"

You're evil and mad
You taste awfully bad
You're chunky and hunky
Your coming back for more

You're Evilness arrives
You come back from your hives
You are on your way to my town
You are just waiting at my door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got that taste I can't resist
Can't resist, can't resist

"Let's eat... Green meat!"


"Does anyone fancy a mutton?"
"a Mutton?"
"Mutons to the left"
"Mutons to the right"
"Let's eat it!"

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got that taste I can't resist
Can't resist, can't resist

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A Sectoid
A Sectoid
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid
A snakeman
A snakeman
Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid Edited by mikker
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Bob the muton
can we kill it?
Bob the muton
yes we can!


eh......

Another Queen song.

I've shot my weapons-
Time after time -
I've saved civilians,
So committed no crime -
Soldiers got lost
Quite a few now.
With all that plasma in the wind I must pay-
But I've come through

We are the humans – so leave
Remember that looks can deceive
We are the humans -
We are the humans
We fight forever
'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth-

You’ve taken our cows
And my Uncle Brown -
You did the same to anyone I’ve ever known-
-Town after town.

But if you come here armed
And call in a fight
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the humans – so leave
Remember that looks can deceive
We are the humans -
We are the humans
We fight forever
'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth -

We are the humans – so leave
Remember that looks can deceive
We are the humans -
We are the humans
We fight forever
'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth-
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Guest Jim69
Yeah, I am immensely bored, :LOL:

Yeah, don't get it twisted
This rifle is mine
IT IS A FVCKING GAME!!!

First we get the map
Then we gonna go
Then u'll here a zap
Watch the plasma go

X-Com gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it ya
X-Com gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it ya

Hey yo, wheres the mutons at?
I keep a 3 clips and a probe
and a football in my backpack
Don't stand there for too long
Coz the smoke is too strong
A reaper charges thru it ( What?!)
Shoutout to the troops who survived it
And it aint even about the dough
It's about gettin another cap by ur namesake yo

First we get the map
Then we gonna go
Then u'll here a zap
Watch the plasma go

X-Com gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it ya
X-Com gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it ya Edited by Jim69
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  • 2 months later...
"Year 3000" is original title

40 years thereafter

one day, after Mars fight,
I saw something like a funny dream
looked on screen, to find out, what the heck it was
It was one mega beam.
It hit middle of Atlantic sea,
And I was sent forth in time.

Aliens come where they always been
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... in space...

but just 40 years thereafter
not much has changed but they live under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
Is Commander

it took me to the future, thats and odd thing, and i saw everything,
Battleships, and another one, another one, and another one!
And they got lobstermen to help them too...tottaly wicked!

Aliens come where they always been
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... in space...

but just 40 years thereafter
not much has changed but they live under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
Is Commander
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Sectoid (Black Sabbath - Paranoid)

Finished psi-school 'cause it helps me to control your tiny mind
Snakemen think you're insane because you are clowning all the time

All day long you think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think you'll lose your mind if you don't find something to pacify

Can you let me occupy your brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me that overmind that I can't find
I can't see the thing that makes you aliens mess, I must be blind

One false move and you will sigh and I will laugh and you will die
Sympathy I cannot feel and love with you is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of your state
You tell me where Cydonia is before it is too late
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  • 1 month later...
gonna revive an old topic :)

it got no melody, but what the heck :)

simple as a tiny piece
of lemonade at a stand.
we simply want the world in peace
no worriors to command.

they invade, so get down low,
they shoot, the men get hit
your evil, and díd you know?
aliens look like a hairy ****!


i kno, but im more then bored.
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  • 2 months later...
it shouldn't be hard to see where this is from :)

The transporter of choice. Can fly mile after mile.
With soldiers all stuffed in you, and the alloy sheen.
When aliens are gone vile,
You’re the first in my mind,
When you fire your plasma gun,
It’s pretty to see it down.
I'm in love with my avenger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft;
Check the gear for the recover mission,
Before you stop, and your door opens op.

Told the Sectoid that my craft’s the best,
Battleship? You won’t pass my test!
Then it laughed, but its face soon turned pail!
Then I shot it down, it’s dead as a doornail!

When aliens are gone vile,
You’re the first in my mind,
When I'm flying fast in march 5
Aliens can’t stand you and never stay alive!

I'm in love with my avanger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft,
I'm in love with my avenger, off to mars, to tell them of your might! Edited by mikker
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  • 4 months later...
  • 4 weeks later...
Hey everyone!

Hope you don't spank me for this :spank:
Do you know the song (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult? (Yeah, I know it's old...) Well. I did some rewriting. Get that song and listen to it reading this:


Reaper Song

All their times have come
here, they'll soon be gone-

Squaddies don't fear the Reaper
nor do the Sergants, captains or colonels.......you can be like they are

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper
take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper
the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper
show 'em youre the man!


Furry beast is done
like a toasted bun!
Soldiers and Leaders
gonna join him in eternity!.............................Soldiers and Leaders
40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................like all the other Reapers
40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................redefine soreness
Another 40.000 coming everyday...................ugly suckers they are

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper
take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper
the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper
show 'em youre the man!


Rookie, take your gun,
they are on the run!
Killed the last one with easiness
and he was sure he was flying back home.
Then a door was opened and a zombie appeared.
The bullets flew, then it disappeared.
a Chryssalid suddently appeared!................thinking: don't be afraid!
Come on Rookie...........................................and he had no fear
And it ran to him...........................................then he started to fire
He didn't have time to say goodbye.............he had become like they are
He had taken his Egg...................................he had become like they are

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper



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  • 1 month later...
Here's a short one I thought up:

A Few of My Favourite Things (X-com style):

Laser-rifles and fusion ball-launchers,
Alien containments and UFO-power-sources,
All those useless gadget that only go PING!
These are a few of my favourite things...

When the Reaper bites,
When the Chryssalid stings,
When I am feeling sad,
All I do is think of my favorite things,
And then I don't feel; so bad!
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  • 2 months later...
  • 2 months later...
Yeah i really like the "Don't fear the Reaper" one, trully classic.

Heres another (mixes picking cotton with incendiary blaster launchers)

I'm gonna jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch of Mutons
jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch a day

All Squaddies, fry a bunch a Mutons
All Squaddies, fry a bunch a day.
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