mikker Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 (edited) What about changing songs from artists, into X-com songs? i made 2: 1) Another one bits the dust/ An alien bites the dust UFO comes into the screen, With ethereals deep wthin. Interceptors on its tail. UFO goes down with a spin. Are you ready to go? Are you ready for this? You are going to use brute force. We just need to kill them all, With a minimal loss An alien bites the dust An alien bites the dust You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all, An alien bites the dust Just don’t let them get away, An alien bites the dust Do you really think, that your psi will work, And bring us to the ground. We have heavy plasma here, Your blaster launchers are found. Grap your weapons! Lets get out there, And show them who’s the boss. We just need to kill them all, With a minimal loss. An alien bites the dust, yes yes An alien bites the dust, you bet An alien bites the dust, bang bang banga booomboooooboombooombooo….. There are plenty of ways that you can kill those guys, Before you self goes down. You can beat them, You can eat them, You can turn them sad, Or use a blaster bomb. Granades will work just well, So when they come just toss We just need to kill them all, With a minimal loss An alien bites the dust An alien bites the dust You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all, An alien bites the dust Just don’t let them get away, An alien bites the dust And the one in my sig as well. Anyone want to try others? Edited August 3, 2003 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j'ordos Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 (edited) Ok, let's give it a try. An easy one to start with, didn't have to change that much See me shoot out of the sunset On your surveillance TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Muton to the left of me And Muton to the right Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife But they'd better start no fight 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode It's dirty, mean and mighty unclean It's a wanted alien Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The Muton's back in town Don't you mess him 'round Oh yeah, it's "TNT" by AC/DC for those who don't know it Edited June 29, 2003 by j'ordos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blaa Posted June 29, 2003 Report Share Posted June 29, 2003 [u]Floater Boy[/u] [quote]He's pink and Floats, carries a gun, Can that be anymore obvious. He shoots your son, cuts open your mum, What more need be done. They wanted the Earth but they'd never tell, The formed those bogus "Alien Pacts", so well. The Corps don't approve, Xenocide we're told, Now it's time for lock and load. He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy, You're really bad for us. He's got a lot of friends they've got a lot of guns, They've got to get away from Earth. Five days from now, 2nd base is built. Most of the northern hemisphere's cover't. Turn on the Hyp' see battleship in flight, and it's coming along this way. Call up four hang's, they all say "dang", we'll need dual fusion balls. 5000 knots there is no chance, evacuate the base. He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy, You're really bad for us. Now he's invading us, in our brand new base. Will our missiles do the trick. Sorry but those missles missed, well tough luck here they come. There are more than 20 of them is this how the story ends? There is our missle defense chokepoint with one way around. But inside a base floaters stay on the ground. And so do their Reapers I'm killin' floater boys, oh joy, oh joy, oh joy. They're really not so tough. And their Terrorists they're pretty easy too. Now look at all the loot![/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted June 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 those are great! hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Squad Posted June 30, 2003 Report Share Posted June 30, 2003 , What else i can say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kexpakki Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 you guys have no life do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted July 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 whats life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted July 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2003 (edited) This one is about a X-com newbie, who is defeated in a base-attack, by mutons. She restarts the game, and finds out how to build base defences. [u]X-com Newbie[/u] At first I was afraid I was petrified I kept thinking I could never leave you With my life. But then I spent so many turns, thinking how I've done it wrong I grew strong and now I play again once more 'Cause now you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you Here with all those mutons in my base I would have shot you down, I would have made you into gore If I just knew you were there You'd bother me no more May blood flow, from mutons chest, I wil get my will, You know i am the best Weren't you the one Who tried to shoot the plasma gun? Did you think I'd crumple? Did you think I'd lay down and die? No, not I, I will survive Yeah As Long as I know how to kill, I know I'll stay alive You got no life to live 'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give I will survive, I will survive Yeah, yeah It took all the strength I had to make you fall apart I build defence, not like before I spent no more money on that, Now i feel sorry for myself I used to cry, But now I shot you off the sky. And you saw me Like someone new I'm not that stupid little person Like last time i fought with you. And so you thought you'd just drop by But there you saw, that i was new. And now I'm saving all my strength To come to mars to you. May blood flow, from mutons chest, I wil get my will, You know i am the best Weren't you the one Who tried to shoot the plasma gun? Did you think I'd crumple? Did you think I'd lay down and die? No, not I, I will survive Yeah As long as I know how to kill, I know I'll stay alive You got no life to live 'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give I will survive, I will survive Yeah, yeah Oh no Edited July 8, 2003 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWH Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Great idea Mikker, It brings new dimension to one's playing experience when you can sing an appropriate song as you thrash ( or are trashed by ethereals). I think it might help us who can't readily recognise song for you to include the title of the original song. BTW your latest effort is set to the tune I will survive by Glora Gaynor, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted July 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2003 (edited) jep, i will survive. (and the one in the sig is "music! music! music!", i belive its called that.) Edited July 8, 2003 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted July 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) This ones disgusting... Its about what happens when soldiers gets hungry in battle... [u]Green meat[/u] (Fast food song) "Can you see whats coming at us?" Oooooooooh! "Let's eat... Green meat!" A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid You kill it, you beat it I know how you treat it The voices I hear whenever you're around You shoot it, you eat it Nothing else can beat it Big and evil Whenever they terror your towns. They are hiding, Exciting The aroma's so disgusting And when it hits me, I wanna run back home Trust me, you must see The inside of me Driving me crazy, hungry to the bone! I think of you and lick my lips You've got that taste I can't resist Can't resist, can't resist "Let's eat... Green meat!" A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid "Is it dead? Should we eat it?" "Have any sauce?" You're evil and mad You taste awfully bad You're chunky and hunky Your coming back for more You're Evilness arrives You come back from your hives You are on your way to my town You are just waiting at my door I think of you and lick my lips You've got that taste I can't resist Can't resist, can't resist "Let's eat... Green meat!" "Does anyone fancy a mutton?" "a Mutton?" "Mutons to the left" "Mutons to the right" "Let's eat it!" I think of you and lick my lips You've got that taste I can't resist Can't resist, can't resist "Let's eat... Green meat!" A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A Sectoid A Sectoid Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid A snakeman A snakeman Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid Edited August 3, 2003 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted July 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Bob the muton can we kill it? Bob the muton yes we can! eh...... Another Queen song. I've shot my weapons- Time after time - I've saved civilians, So committed no crime - Soldiers got lost Quite a few now. With all that plasma in the wind I must pay- But I've come through We are the humans – so leave Remember that looks can deceive We are the humans - We are the humans We fight forever 'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth- You’ve taken our cows And my Uncle Brown - You did the same to anyone I’ve ever known- -Town after town. But if you come here armed And call in a fight I consider it a challenge before the whole human race - And I ain't gonna lose - We are the humans – so leave Remember that looks can deceive We are the humans - We are the humans We fight forever 'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth - We are the humans – so leave Remember that looks can deceive We are the humans - We are the humans We fight forever 'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[dipstick] Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 This is GREAT stuff.... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jim69 Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 (edited) Yeah, I am immensely bored, :: Yeah, don't get it twisted This rifle is mine IT IS A FVCKING GAME!!! First we get the map Then we gonna go Then u'll here a zap Watch the plasma go X-Com gonna give it to ya Gonna give it ya X-Com gonna give it to ya Gonna give it ya Hey yo, wheres the mutons at? I keep a 3 clips and a probe and a football in my backpack Don't stand there for too long Coz the smoke is too strong A reaper charges thru it ( What?!) Shoutout to the troops who survived it And it aint even about the dough It's about gettin another cap by ur namesake yo First we get the map Then we gonna go Then u'll here a zap Watch the plasma go X-Com gonna give it to ya Gonna give it ya X-Com gonna give it to ya Gonna give it ya Edited August 2, 2003 by Jim69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted October 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 "Year 3000" is original title 40 years thereafter one day, after Mars fight, I saw something like a funny dream looked on screen, to find out, what the heck it was It was one mega beam. It hit middle of Atlantic sea, And I was sent forth in time. Aliens come where they always been like the one in a film i've seen, yeah yeah... in space... but just 40 years thereafter not much has changed but they live under water, and your great great great grand daughter, Is Commander it took me to the future, thats and odd thing, and i saw everything, Battleships, and another one, another one, and another one! And they got lobstermen to help them too...tottaly wicked! Aliens come where they always been like the one in a film i've seen, yeah yeah... in space... but just 40 years thereafter not much has changed but they live under water, and your great great great grand daughter, Is Commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptJackSparrow Posted October 18, 2003 Report Share Posted October 18, 2003 Sectoid (Black Sabbath - Paranoid) Finished psi-school 'cause it helps me to control your tiny mind Snakemen think you're insane because you are clowning all the time All day long you think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think you'll lose your mind if you don't find something to pacify Can you let me occupy your brain? Oh yeah I need someone to show me that overmind that I can't find I can't see the thing that makes you aliens mess, I must be blind One false move and you will sigh and I will laugh and you will die Sympathy I cannot feel and love with you is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of your state You tell me where Cydonia is before it is too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted November 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 gonna revive an old topic it got no melody, but what the heck simple as a tiny piece of lemonade at a stand. we simply want the world in peace no worriors to command. they invade, so get down low, they shoot, the men get hit your evil, and díd you know? aliens look like a hairy ****! i kno, but im more then bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted February 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 (edited) it shouldn't be hard to see where this is from The transporter of choice. Can fly mile after mile. With soldiers all stuffed in you, and the alloy sheen. When aliens are gone vile, You’re the first in my mind, When you fire your plasma gun, It’s pretty to see it down. I'm in love with my avenger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft; Check the gear for the recover mission, Before you stop, and your door opens op. Told the Sectoid that my craft’s the best, Battleship? You won’t pass my test! Then it laughed, but its face soon turned pail! Then I shot it down, it’s dead as a doornail! When aliens are gone vile, You’re the first in my mind, When I'm flying fast in march 5 Aliens can’t stand you and never stay alive! I'm in love with my avanger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft, I'm in love with my avenger, off to mars, to tell them of your might! Edited February 7, 2004 by mikker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floater medic Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 my shoes untied but i dont care cos theres sectoids every where they massacared the country fair so i just wont make an effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorps04 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Hey everyone! Hope you don't spank me for this Do you know the song (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult? (Yeah, I know it's old...) Well. I did some rewriting. Get that song and listen to it reading this: Reaper Song All their times have come here, they'll soon be gone- Squaddies don't fear the Reaper nor do the Sergants, captains or colonels.......you can be like they are Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper show 'em youre the man! Furry beast is done like a toasted bun! Soldiers and Leaders gonna join him in eternity!.............................Soldiers and Leaders 40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................like all the other Reapers 40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................redefine soreness Another 40.000 coming everyday...................ugly suckers they are Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper show 'em youre the man! Rookie, take your gun, they are on the run! Killed the last one with easiness and he was sure he was flying back home. Then a door was opened and a zombie appeared. The bullets flew, then it disappeared. a Chryssalid suddently appeared!................thinking: don't be afraid! Come on Rookie...........................................and he had no fear And it ran to him...........................................then he started to fire He didn't have time to say goodbye.............he had become like they are He had taken his Egg...................................he had become like they are Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper ---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryx Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Here's a short one I thought up: A Few of My Favourite Things (X-com style): Laser-rifles and fusion ball-launchers, Alien containments and UFO-power-sources, All those useless gadget that only go PING! These are a few of my favourite things... When the Reaper bites, When the Chryssalid stings, When I am feeling sad, All I do is think of my favorite things, And then I don't feel; so bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dronez Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 This are really good:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Yeah i really like the "Don't fear the Reaper" one, trully classic. Heres another (mixes picking cotton with incendiary blaster launchers) I'm gonna jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch of Mutons jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch a day All Squaddies, fry a bunch a Mutons All Squaddies, fry a bunch a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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