[dteviot] Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Waterfall 2006 - International Conference on Sequential Developmenthttp://waterfall2006.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red knight Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 I doubt I will be able to do so like 15000 kilometres away ... GreetingsRed Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[dteviot] Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I doubt I will be able to do so like 15000 kilometres away ... GreetingsRed KnightOK, looks like no one realised that the conference is a joke. It's got items on the agenda like this * What are the best shortcuts to getting certification? * Are certifications transferable? * Can I buy one on eBay? If so, what is the going rate? * What is the return on investment on wining and dining the certifier? * How much do I need to spend on entertainment? * Do I need to buy consulting or training from the certifier? * What tools impress the certifiers? * Are there any good random documentation and metrics generators available that are good enough to make it look like we really did some of this stuff? * With regard to ethical issues, how far can I go before I risk getting caught? * What are the best ways to cover your tracks so that it looks legit? I thought it would give you guys a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red knight Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I wasnt want to be rude, when I looked at the keynotes I though.. Those guys are nuts, but didnt read the eBay one (I would have got the joke if only I would have read that one). BTW, the site looked so amateurish that I didnt even took much time to skim over it. Just saw it was on niagara falls GreetingsRed Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnFleshed One Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Pair Managing: Two Managers per Programmer by Jim Highsmith Making Outsourcing Work: One Team Member per Continent by Babu Bhatt The Role of Governance in Process Maturity: We're Lawyers, and We're Here To Help by Jackie Chiles I sertainly want to goROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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