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The Shortest Treaty Ever


Jonaleth Irenicus

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Attack Evonet.

 

- NKF

 

P.S: This is a small and very obscure superhuman map joke. Now to explain why it's a joke: In the superhuman map, X-Com literally own a recyclotorium. This means they're in direct competition with Evonet! (next door to my favourite starting base, which is also a short way away from the Temple of the Apocalypse the largest sirius temple in the map).

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OMG IT IS TRUE.

 

In superhuman you actually own a recyclotorium!!!

 

I tried raiding it BTW, you can't, and when you try to search it for aliens, you don't get the usual "The organisation will be unhappy from now on" message. You jus get no aliens found. Maybe it really is considered an x-com building. I tried transferring, but got the usual you need two bases message.

 

What happens if aliens beam down on it I wonder...

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  • 4 months later...

You think that was funny?

 

9 March, 2084 19:05:00 X-Com returning from raid at: Temple of the Apocolypse

9 March, 2084 19:35:10 Agent(s) rearmed

9 March, 2084 20:50:00 An illegal flyer detected

9 March, 2084 20:50:13 Building Attacked: Judgment Central Attacked by: Psyke (guess who the illegal flyer belonged to)

9 March, 2084 20:50:19 Illegal vehicle destroyed by Hoverbike 4 (the the second of two illegal Psyke hoverbikes happened to be my kill)

9 March, 2084 20:50:22 Illegal vehicle destroyed by Hawk 351

9 March, 2084 20:55:00 (my dispached vehicles are refuelled and rearmed)

10 March, 2084 04:50:00 Treaty signed: Psyke, Megapol

10 March, 2084 06:50:00 Organization raided: Megapol By: Psyke

10 March, 2084 06:55:00 Treaty signed: Psyke, Megapol

10 March, 2084 08:23:00 Building attacked: Hades Towers (or something like that) By: Megapol (it's a Psyke building, of course)

 

Do these guys enjoy blowing each other up or something? Well, guess that's what happens when you decide to start trusting street gangs... Still, it's always great fun to read the politics of Apoc out loud. ^_^

 

And yup--you do indeed own a Recyclitorium (er...why? :blink: ), but I've yet to discover any way to capitalize on this. ...a Recyclitorium, of all things... :huh:

Edited by The Master Maniac
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How else do you think you get rid of all those alien corpses? It's all recycled into tasty food paste in your own recylcing plant! ;)

 

There's no real way to capitalise on it, really.

 

Except that:

 

1. The recyclotorium CANNOT be infiltrated. You can go in on the investigation (you cannot raid it) and blast the whole place to bits and who's going to be angry? ;)

 

2. If the building gets destroyed by an overspawn (or an alien ship) (as opposed to the base across the road from it), you don't lose any cash over it.

 

3. The parking's free! (Well, X-Com agents get citywide free parking anyway so that's nothing much to brag about)

 

But apart from that, it's just a novelty.

 

- NKF

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It can't be true! No! You've got to tell everyone! Tell them! Soylent Green...is...aliens!

 

Er, sorry about that.

 

Perhaps the thing could be an obstacle if you'll indeed have problems with Evonet later on, of course. Wonder if there was indeed some kind of in-joke in having X-Com own a recyclotorium in there somewhere...?

 

Well, I guess it could serve as a neat place to stash my vehicles, now that you mention it.

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I haven't quite puzzled out what this Golden Toilets gibberish means. Somebody's been spending too much time guarding the Elerium in the General Stores, I think... ;)

Oh, all those people who do not know the origin of the :master: GOLDEN TOILET :master: , follow the link and follow those who do!

 

edit: Hey, I didn't eat that Elerium, it was ... umm ... Commander Tommy, yes!

Edited by centurion
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hmmm, I have problems with evonet, and on the ground of the recyclotorium are dead civilians, dead COS soldiers, chairs, tables, etc. Problem is, you may have some trouble with grenades on its map
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