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#1 NickJones

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Posted 17 January 2004 - 09:07 PM

You might be a Sectoid if.... the Mutons make you sit in a highchair at the table

You might be a Sectoid if... little human girls pick you up and take you home

You might be a Sectoid if... you cant seem to find a good eye doctor

You might be a Sectoid if... you see a mound of poo and think its your lost baby

You might be a Sectoid if... the guys from Pep boys are in your support group

You might be a Sectoid if... the floaters play keep away with your mind probe

You might be a Sectoid if... if your heavy plasma doubles as full body armor

You might be a Sectoid if... x-com agents mistake your head for a blaster bomb

You might be a Sectoid if... you wake up in your commanders bed, dazed and confused. :blink:



Eh well i gave it a shot, maybe you guys can do better

#2 LordT

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 03:28 AM

if you like going back and forth through doors all the time... <_<
Take your time and submit a name to the Names Database.

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#3 SupSuper

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 07:05 AM

if you memorize the position of every x-com soldier :P

too bad, now you will never know the ancient secrets of supsupers long gone avatar ;)

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#4 Robo Dojo 58

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 08:00 AM

If you have to pee in the middle of a fight. ^_^
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Secondly: This organisation takes too much money to run. Weapon shipments will come from Siberia from now on. Costly maintenance is to be cut on all facilities. That includes venting.
Thirdly: We have a new colonel. His name is Facehugger, he loves aliens, and I want you all to treat him with respect.
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#5 Cpl. Facehugger

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 08:17 AM

You might be a sectoid if... You enjoy using anal probes on humans.
You might be a sectoid if... You hide, instead of going out and attacking Xcom head on.
I'm only partially inactive. :P I can still be reached at cpl.facehugger@gmail.com, and via PM. Preferably the former.

*Coming back? Avast! Facehugger, finish your assignments!*

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#6 mikker

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 08:54 AM

You might be a Sectoid if...you're not human.

:P

Some people say that dreams are a portal to the subconscious. If that is so, I am a very disturbed person.

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#7 Cpl. Facehugger

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 09:32 AM

You might be a Sectoid if...you're not human.

:P

But then you might be an etherial! Or a muton! Or even a worthless floater!
I'm only partially inactive. :P I can still be reached at cpl.facehugger@gmail.com, and via PM. Preferably the former.

*Coming back? Avast! Facehugger, finish your assignments!*

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#8 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 20 January 2004 - 09:12 AM

You may be a Sectoid if... you're not a member of Commander Tommy club.
"This is why I love subtle humour, it's as dirty or as clean as the reader's own mind." -- Sinscale17

"Just imagine if you were really the XCOM commander. You'd build defence modules like there was no tomorrow. Because if you didn't, there really would be no tomorrow!" -- Aiki-Knight

#9 Cpl. Facehugger

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Posted 20 January 2004 - 01:49 PM

I guess I'm safe then! :)

You might be a sectoid if... You have unusually pale skin and big eyes.
I'm only partially inactive. :P I can still be reached at cpl.facehugger@gmail.com, and via PM. Preferably the former.

*Coming back? Avast! Facehugger, finish your assignments!*

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#10 Ana

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Posted 22 March 2004 - 02:18 AM

You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows
... if you want to be nude
... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun
... if all of your friends are grey
... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people
... if you can't take things on the ground

#11 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 01:22 AM

You might be a Sectoid if...
...X-com soldiers don't notice you at all
...Sectopiods stomp on you
...you can control Cyberdisks :)
"This is why I love subtle humour, it's as dirty or as clean as the reader's own mind." -- Sinscale17

"Just imagine if you were really the XCOM commander. You'd build defence modules like there was no tomorrow. Because if you didn't, there really would be no tomorrow!" -- Aiki-Knight

#12 Danny252

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 03:17 AM

You might be a Sectoid if:
You kill half of Danny 252's first mission team :plasma:
You blow up his expensive HWP :aliencool:
He blows up your ship :laser:
You die in a corner of Alien Containment as it wasn't completed(D'oh!) :o
You look like Danny252's avatar :stupid:

Edited by Danny252, 30 April 2004 - 03:20 AM.

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#13 Tsereve

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 05:17 PM

You might be a Sectoid if. . .
-when you step out of your ride, you get skewered by a dozen laser bolts.
-you occasionally long for your home on Cydonia
-you have a mind-controlled toy scout
-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited
-you and your friends sometimes mind control each other for fun
-your job pays in elerium
Justice will be dispensed by cannonade and cutlass, and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal.

Take one more step, and I swear, I will kill you so hard you will die to death.

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 05:39 PM

You might be a Sectoid if... both your parents are Sectoids

#15 The Master Maniac

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Posted 26 July 2004 - 04:33 PM

You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows
... if you want to be nude
... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun
... if all of your friends are grey
... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people
... if you can't take things on the ground

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Why yes they can take objects off the ground (or at least the corpses of their fallen comrades, anyway :blink: ), as I found out in one particularly freaky instance.

*shudder*

Ah, anyway:

You might be a Sectoid if:

-You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.
-You enjoy mind controlling your neighbors into making ridiculous credit card purchases for you.
-You knew what gender ET was. :blink:
-You wonder why the Just for Men doesn't work.
-You're practically impervious to damage from conventional firearms.
-Clear Eyes inverts your entire body's colorization.
-If you're mortally afraid of eating Jello for fear of murder.
-You constantly try to E-mail your supreme commander to no avail.

Uh, something like that.

Edited by The Master Maniac, 26 July 2004 - 04:40 PM.


#16 Paladin

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 02:47 PM

- You look like a small homicidal grey muffin on legs... :alienmad:
- Your head barely goes through the door...
- You were at Roswell in 1947... :alienoooh:
- You can't throw a grenade far enough to avoid the blast...
- You can't see much in a hay field.
- Your Ethereal masters want to assign you babysitters...
- You thanks the overbrain that the Heavy Plasma have anti-grav to lift it.
- *YOU WILL OBEY YOUR LEADER* :alientalk:
"You're just jealous because the voices in my head only talk to me."

"I only think this stuff up ..
then I have to write it down so it doesn't corrupt the rest of my brain.. "

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#17 scorps04

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 07:19 PM

You might be a sectoid if... You enjoy using anal probes on humans.

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You might be a Sectoid
... if you want to be nude

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according to my ex-girlfriend, I am a Sectoid... was that too much information? :P

You might be a Sectoid if. . .
-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited

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well, taking a closer look at all my buddies who drop by at my place, I MUST be a Sectoid... :aliencool:

You might be a Sectoid if:

-You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.

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what? 3:20am already and I'm still in this forum? what the... :D

#18 Blehm 98

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 10:28 PM

hehe. I don't classify much as a sectoid. I'm too tall, to strong, and don't have freaky mind powers
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#19 Sergio

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:35 PM

Man, I'm always running short of time units.
In the "real world" not the game!~
Reloading is just plain cheating. This is War!

#20 Tsereve

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 08:09 PM

if you like going back and forth through doors all the time... <_<

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What's the matter with that? Doors are fun. . .especially the kind with Etherials without TUs right behind them. . .
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Take one more step, and I swear, I will kill you so hard you will die to death.

#21 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 27 August 2004 - 09:00 AM

you might be a sectoid if you dont use capital letters or punctuation
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"Just imagine if you were really the XCOM commander. You'd build defence modules like there was no tomorrow. Because if you didn't, there really would be no tomorrow!" -- Aiki-Knight

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 02:06 PM

You might be a Sectoid if...
You hide on the top floor of the Dreadnaught and use yer MC to target blaster bombs right into the back of the Skyranger.
You hide behind the powercore, as well as two other Sectoids.
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Posted 06 September 2004 - 10:59 AM

You're a sectoid if... you can't understand those 90% of the jokes at TV shows. Damn! What's sex???
... You can't take anything, everything slips from your hands.