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What's Done To Aliens After You Research Them?


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#1 Judge_Deadd

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 06:11 AM

I've asked competent Xcom base crew and they told me... well...

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 06:56 AM

:D

At Commander Tommys base, they have just researched alien navigation. Tommy quickly decides to go infiltrate an alien base.

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 07:35 AM

I think various food chains must buy up all the corpses. Live ones are presumably dead by the end of the research so they are either thrown away as useless or sold too.

If they do survive, maybe they get put in the witness relocation schemes, since they blabbed on all their alien friends. They all become famous stars. :)
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Posted 30 July 2003 - 03:36 AM

Mr S. ectoid GET DOWN! *sound of plasma cannons and laser rifles*
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#5 Fred the Goat

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Posted 01 August 2003 - 08:06 PM

Hehehe. I can just imagine the soldiers asking this same question in the cafeteria. "Wait a minute...is this a laser burn on my sausage surprise?"

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Posted 01 August 2003 - 11:34 PM

Xcom bases dont apear to have cafeterias. Theres an idea for a new Xenocide base facility. :D
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 03:39 AM

Oh yeah, double profit from your corpses... you sell 'em to the cafetaria, they sell 'em back to the soldiers :devillaugh:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 06:33 AM

And what gets left over can be used as a biological weapon. :D
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 12:27 PM

The newest missle, cappable to destroy a battleship in only one hit:

The BIG MAC :D

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 10:42 AM

"Tha remaining aliens in containment were much more forthcoming after we started feeding them their commander..." Or they could take some pointers from the movie Hannibal, feed the aliens their own body parts. Chop off a part, fuse shut the wound, toss the part in a blender, then feed it to the subject through a tube. "Ah, the wonders of medicine, Mr. Sectoid. With a heart-lung machine, there's very little that you really need... which shall be your main course this evening, your heart, kidneys, or lungs?"