Alien Songs!

[mikker]

What about changing songs from artists, into X-com songs?

 

i made 2:

 

1) Another one bits the dust/ An alien bites the dust

 

UFO comes into the screen,

With ethereals deep wthin.

Interceptors on its tail.

UFO goes down with a spin.

Are you ready to go? Are you ready for this?

You are going to use brute force.

We just need to kill them all,

With a minimal loss

 

An alien bites the dust

An alien bites the dust

You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all,

An alien bites the dust

Just don’t let them get away,

An alien bites the dust

 

Do you really think, that your psi will work,

And bring us to the ground.

We have heavy plasma here,

Your blaster launchers are found.

Grap your weapons! Lets get out there,

And show them who’s the boss.

We just need to kill them all,

With a minimal loss.

 

An alien bites the dust, yes yes

An alien bites the dust, you bet

An alien bites the dust, bang bang banga booomboooooboombooombooo…..

 

There are plenty of ways that you can kill those guys,

Before you self goes down.

You can beat them,

You can eat them,

You can turn them sad,

Or use a blaster bomb.

Granades will work just well,

So when they come just toss

We just need to kill them all,

With a minimal loss

 

An alien bites the dust

An alien bites the dust

You kill ‘em all, just kill ‘em all,

An alien bites the dust

Just don’t let them get away,

An alien bites the dust

 

 

And the one in my sig as well. Anyone want to try others?

Edited August 3, 2003 by mikker

[j'ordos]

Ok, let's give it a try. An easy one to start with, didn't have to change that much

 

 

See me shoot out of the sunset

On your surveillance TV screen

Out for all that I can get

If you know what I mean

Muton to the left of me

And Muton to the right

Ain't got no gun

Ain't got no knife

But they'd better start no fight

 

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite

T.N.T. and I'll win the fight

T.N.T. I'm a power load

T.N.T. watch me explode

 

It's dirty, mean and mighty unclean

It's a wanted alien

Public enemy number one

Understand

So lock up your daughter

Lock up your wife

Lock up your back door

And run for your life

The Muton's back in town

Don't you mess him 'round

 

Oh yeah, it's "TNT" by AC/DC for those who don't know it

Edited June 29, 2003 by j'ordos

[Guest blaa]

Floater Boy

He's pink and Floats,

carries a gun,

Can that be anymore obvious.

 

He shoots your son,

cuts open your mum,

What more need be done.

 

They wanted the Earth

but they'd never tell,

The formed those bogus "Alien Pacts", so well.

 

The Corps don't approve,

Xenocide we're told,

Now it's time for lock and load.

 

He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy,

You're really bad for us.

He's got a lot of friends they've got a lot of guns,

They've got to get away from Earth.

 

Five days from now,

2nd base is built. 

Most of the northern hemisphere's cover't.

 

Turn on the Hyp'

see battleship in flight,

and it's coming along this way.

 

Call up four hang's,

they all say "dang",

we'll need dual fusion balls.

 

5000 knots

there is no chance,

evacuate the base.

 

He was a floater boy, we say see ya later boy,

You're really bad for us.

Now he's invading us, in our brand new base.

Will our missiles do the trick.

 

Sorry but those

missles missed,

well tough luck here they come.

 

There are more than

20 of them

is this how the story ends?

 

There is our

missle defense chokepoint

with one way around.

 

But inside a base

floaters stay on the ground.

And so do their Reapers

 

I'm killin' floater boys, oh joy, oh joy, oh joy.

They're really not so tough.

And their Terrorists they're pretty easy too.

Now look at all the loot!

[mikker]

those are great! hehe!

[Raven Squad]

, What else i can say

[Kexpakki]

you guys have no life do you

[mikker]

whats life?

[mikker]

This one is about a X-com newbie, who is defeated in a base-attack, by mutons. She restarts the game, and finds out how to build base defences.

 

 

X-com Newbie

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

I kept thinking I could never leave you

With my life.

But then I spent so many turns,

thinking how I've done it wrong

I grew strong

and now I play again once more

 

'Cause now you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you

Here with all those mutons in my base

 

I would have shot you down,

I would have made you into gore

If I just knew you were there

You'd bother me no more

 

May blood flow,

from mutons chest,

I wil get my will,

You know i am the best

 

Weren't you the one

Who tried to shoot the plasma gun?

Did you think I'd crumple?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

 

No, not I,

I will survive

Yeah

As Long as I know how to kill,

I know I'll stay alive

You got no life to live

'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give

I will survive,

I will survive

Yeah, yeah

 

It took all the strength I had

to make you fall apart

I build defence,

not like before

I spent no more money on that,

Now i feel sorry for myself

I used to cry,

But now I shot you off the sky.

 

And you saw me

Like someone new

I'm not that stupid little person

Like last time i fought with you.

And so you thought you'd just drop by

But there you saw, that i was new.

And now I'm saving all my strength

To come to mars to you.

 

May blood flow,

from mutons chest,

I wil get my will,

You know i am the best

 

Weren't you the one

Who tried to shoot the plasma gun?

Did you think I'd crumple?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

 

No, not I,

I will survive

Yeah

As long as I know how to kill,

I know I'll stay alive

You got no life to live

'Cause i've got blaster bombs to give

I will survive,

I will survive

Yeah, yeah

 

Oh no

Edited July 8, 2003 by mikker

[JWH]

Great idea Mikker, It brings new dimension to one's playing experience

when you can sing an appropriate song as you thrash ( or are trashed by ethereals).

I think it might help us who can't readily recognise song for you to include the title of the original song.

 

BTW your latest effort is set to the tune I will survive by Glora Gaynor, isn't it?

[mikker]

jep, i will survive.

 

 

(and the one in the sig is "music! music! music!", i belive its called that.)

Edited July 8, 2003 by mikker

[mikker]

This ones disgusting...

 

Its about what happens when soldiers gets hungry in battle...

 

Green meat (Fast food song)

 

"Can you see whats coming at us?"

 

Oooooooooh!

 

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

 

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

 

 

You kill it, you beat it

I know how you treat it

The voices I hear whenever you're around

 

You shoot it, you eat it

Nothing else can beat it

Big and evil

Whenever they terror your towns.

They are hiding, Exciting

The aroma's so disgusting

And when it hits me, I wanna run back home

Trust me, you must see

The inside of me

Driving me crazy, hungry to the bone!

 

I think of you and lick my lips

You've got that taste I can't resist

Can't resist, can't resist

 

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

 

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

 

 

"Is it dead? Should we eat it?"

"Have any sauce?"

 

You're evil and mad

You taste awfully bad

You're chunky and hunky

Your coming back for more

 

You're Evilness arrives

You come back from your hives

You are on your way to my town

You are just waiting at my door

 

I think of you and lick my lips

You've got that taste I can't resist

Can't resist, can't resist

 

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

 

 

"Does anyone fancy a mutton?"

"a Mutton?"

"Mutons to the left"

"Mutons to the right"

"Let's eat it!"

 

I think of you and lick my lips

You've got that taste I can't resist

Can't resist, can't resist

 

"Let's eat... Green meat!"

 

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

 

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A Sectoid

A Sectoid

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

A snakeman

A snakeman

Reaper, Chryssalid, A Sectoid

Edited August 3, 2003 by mikker

[mikker]

Bob the muton

can we kill it?

Bob the muton

yes we can!

 

 

eh......

 

Another Queen song.

 

I've shot my weapons-

Time after time -

I've saved civilians,

So committed no crime -

Soldiers got lost

Quite a few now.

With all that plasma in the wind I must pay-

But I've come through

 

We are the humans – so leave

Remember that looks can deceive

We are the humans -

We are the humans

We fight forever

'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth-

 

You’ve taken our cows

And my Uncle Brown -

You did the same to anyone I’ve ever known-

-Town after town.

 

But if you come here armed

And call in a fight

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -

And I ain't gonna lose -

 

We are the humans – so leave

Remember that looks can deceive

We are the humans -

We are the humans

We fight forever

'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth -

 

We are the humans – so leave

Remember that looks can deceive

We are the humans -

We are the humans

We fight forever

'Cause we are the humans – of the Earth-

[[dipstick]]

This is GREAT stuff.... ::

[Guest Jim69]

Yeah, I am immensely bored, ::

 

Yeah, don't get it twisted

This rifle is mine

IT IS A FVCKING GAME!!!

 

First we get the map

Then we gonna go

Then u'll here a zap

Watch the plasma go

 

X-Com gonna give it to ya

Gonna give it ya

X-Com gonna give it to ya

Gonna give it ya

 

Hey yo, wheres the mutons at?

I keep a 3 clips and a probe

and a football in my backpack

Don't stand there for too long

Coz the smoke is too strong

A reaper charges thru it ( What?!)

Shoutout to the troops who survived it

And it aint even about the dough

It's about gettin another cap by ur namesake yo

 

First we get the map

Then we gonna go

Then u'll here a zap

Watch the plasma go

 

X-Com gonna give it to ya

Gonna give it ya

X-Com gonna give it to ya

Gonna give it ya

Edited August 2, 2003 by Jim69

[mikker]

"Year 3000" is original title

 

40 years thereafter

 

one day, after Mars fight,

I saw something like a funny dream

looked on screen, to find out, what the heck it was

It was one mega beam.

It hit middle of Atlantic sea,

And I was sent forth in time.

 

Aliens come where they always been

like the one in a film i've seen,

yeah yeah... in space...

 

but just 40 years thereafter

not much has changed but they live under water,

and your great great great grand daughter,

Is Commander

 

it took me to the future, thats and odd thing, and i saw everything,

Battleships, and another one, another one, and another one!

And they got lobstermen to help them too...tottaly wicked!

 

Aliens come where they always been

like the one in a film i've seen,

yeah yeah... in space...

 

but just 40 years thereafter

not much has changed but they live under water,

and your great great great grand daughter,

Is Commander

[CptJackSparrow]

Sectoid (Black Sabbath - Paranoid)

 

Finished psi-school 'cause it helps me to control your tiny mind

Snakemen think you're insane because you are clowning all the time

 

All day long you think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

Think you'll lose your mind if you don't find something to pacify

 

Can you let me occupy your brain?

Oh yeah

 

I need someone to show me that overmind that I can't find

I can't see the thing that makes you aliens mess, I must be blind

 

One false move and you will sigh and I will laugh and you will die

Sympathy I cannot feel and love with you is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of your state

You tell me where Cydonia is before it is too late

[mikker]

gonna revive an old topic

 

it got no melody, but what the heck

 

simple as a tiny piece

of lemonade at a stand.

we simply want the world in peace

no worriors to command.

 

they invade, so get down low,

they shoot, the men get hit

your evil, and díd you know?

aliens look like a hairy ****!

 

 

i kno, but im more then bored.

[mikker]

it shouldn't be hard to see where this is from

 

The transporter of choice. Can fly mile after mile.

With soldiers all stuffed in you, and the alloy sheen.

When aliens are gone vile,

You’re the first in my mind,

When you fire your plasma gun,

It’s pretty to see it down.

I'm in love with my avenger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft;

Check the gear for the recover mission,

Before you stop, and your door opens op.

 

Told the Sectoid that my craft’s the best,

Battleship? You won’t pass my test!

Then it laughed, but its face soon turned pail!

Then I shot it down, it’s dead as a doornail!

 

When aliens are gone vile,

You’re the first in my mind,

When I'm flying fast in march 5

Aliens can’t stand you and never stay alive!

 

I'm in love with my avanger, When I’m draft for the ultimate craft,

I'm in love with my avenger, off to mars, to tell them of your might!

Edited February 7, 2004 by mikker

[floater medic]

my shoes untied but i dont care

cos theres sectoids every where

they massacared the country fair

so i just wont make an effort

[scorps04]

Hey everyone!

 

Hope you don't spank me for this

Do you know the song (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult? (Yeah, I know it's old...) Well. I did some rewriting. Get that song and listen to it reading this:

 

 

Reaper Song

 

All their times have come

here, they'll soon be gone-

 

Squaddies don't fear the Reaper

nor do the Sergants, captains or colonels.......you can be like they are

 

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper

take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper

the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper

show 'em youre the man!

 

 

Furry beast is done

like a toasted bun!

Soldiers and Leaders

gonna join him in eternity!.............................Soldiers and Leaders

40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................like all the other Reapers

40.000 Floater troopers everyday..................redefine soreness

Another 40.000 coming everyday...................ugly suckers they are

 

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper

take that Autocannon...................................don't fear the Reaper

the Incendiary clip.........................................don't fear the Reaper

show 'em youre the man!

 

 

Rookie, take your gun,

they are on the run!

Killed the last one with easiness

and he was sure he was flying back home.

Then a door was opened and a zombie appeared.

The bullets flew, then it disappeared.

a Chryssalid suddently appeared!................thinking: don't be afraid!

Come on Rookie...........................................and he had no fear

And it ran to him...........................................then he started to fire

He didn't have time to say goodbye.............he had become like they are

He had taken his Egg...................................he had become like they are

 

Come on Rookie............................................don't fear the Reaper

 

 

 

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[Gryx]

Here's a short one I thought up:

 

A Few of My Favourite Things (X-com style):

 

Laser-rifles and fusion ball-launchers,

Alien containments and UFO-power-sources,

All those useless gadget that only go PING!

These are a few of my favourite things...

 

When the Reaper bites,

When the Chryssalid stings,

When I am feeling sad,

All I do is think of my favorite things,

And then I don't feel; so bad!

[Dronez]

This are really good:)

[Sergio]

Yeah i really like the "Don't fear the Reaper" one, trully classic.

 

Heres another (mixes picking cotton with incendiary blaster launchers)

 

I'm gonna jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch of Mutons

jump down, load my gun, fry a bunch a day

 

All Squaddies, fry a bunch a Mutons

All Squaddies, fry a bunch a day.