NickJones Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if.... the Mutons make you sit in a highchair at the table You might be a Sectoid if... little human girls pick you up and take you home You might be a Sectoid if... you cant seem to find a good eye doctor You might be a Sectoid if... you see a mound of poo and think its your lost baby You might be a Sectoid if... the guys from Pep boys are in your support group You might be a Sectoid if... the floaters play keep away with your mind probe You might be a Sectoid if... if your heavy plasma doubles as full body armor You might be a Sectoid if... x-com agents mistake your head for a blaster bomb You might be a Sectoid if... you wake up in your commanders bed, dazed and confused. Eh well i gave it a shot, maybe you guys can do better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordT Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 if you like going back and forth through doors all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupSuper Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 if you memorize the position of every x-com soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo Dojo 58 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 If you have to pee in the middle of a fight. That's why motion scanners work so well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl. Facehugger Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You might be a sectoid if... You enjoy using anal probes on humans.You might be a sectoid if... You hide, instead of going out and attacking Xcom head on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikker Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if...you're not human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl. Facehugger Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if...you're not human. But then you might be an etherial! Or a muton! Or even a worthless floater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge_Deadd Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 You may be a Sectoid if... you're not a member of Commander Tommy club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl. Facehugger Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 I guess I'm safe then! You might be a sectoid if... You have unusually pale skin and big eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows... if you want to be nude... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun ... if all of your friends are grey... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people... if you can't take things on the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge_Deadd Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if......X-com soldiers don't notice you at all...Sectopiods stomp on you...you can control Cyberdisks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny252 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 (edited) You might be a Sectoid if:You kill half of Danny 252's first mission team :plasma:You blow up his expensive HWP :aliencool:He blows up your ship :laser:You die in a corner of Alien Containment as it wasn't completed(D'oh!) :oYou look like Danny252's avatar Edited April 30, 2004 by Danny252 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsereve Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if. . .-when you step out of your ride, you get skewered by a dozen laser bolts.-you occasionally long for your home on Cydonia-you have a mind-controlled toy scout-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited-you and your friends sometimes mind control each other for fun-your job pays in elerium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if... both your parents are Sectoids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Maniac Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 (edited) You might be a Sectoid if you camp without marshmellows... if you want to be nude... if your skin stays full of grey even you take more and more sun ... if all of your friends are grey... if you have to take your blue helmet with you everywhere and know everything about people... if you can't take things on the ground Why yes they can take objects off the ground (or at least the corpses of their fallen comrades, anyway ), as I found out in one particularly freaky instance. *shudder* Ah, anyway: You might be a Sectoid if: -You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.-You enjoy mind controlling your neighbors into making ridiculous credit card purchases for you.-You knew what gender ET was. -You wonder why the Just for Men doesn't work.-You're practically impervious to damage from conventional firearms.-Clear Eyes inverts your entire body's colorization.-If you're mortally afraid of eating Jello for fear of murder.-You constantly try to E-mail your supreme commander to no avail. Uh, something like that. Edited July 26, 2004 by The Master Maniac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 - You look like a small homicidal grey muffin on legs... :alienmad: - Your head barely goes through the door...- You were at Roswell in 1947... - You can't throw a grenade far enough to avoid the blast... - You can't see much in a hay field. - Your Ethereal masters want to assign you babysitters...- You thanks the overbrain that the Heavy Plasma have anti-grav to lift it.- *YOU WILL OBEY YOUR LEADER* :alientalk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorps04 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 You might be a sectoid if... You enjoy using anal probes on humans.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You might be a Sectoid... if you want to be nude<{POST_SNAPBACK}> according to my ex-girlfriend, I am a Sectoid... was that too much information? You might be a Sectoid if. . .-strange creatures visit your home from time to time uninvited<{POST_SNAPBACK}> well, taking a closer look at all my buddies who drop by at my place, I MUST be a Sectoid... :aliencool: You might be a Sectoid if: -You find yourself constantly running short on Time Units.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> what? 3:20am already and I'm still in this forum? what the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Blehm 98] Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 hehe. I don't classify much as a sectoid. I'm too tall, to strong, and don't have freaky mind powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Man, I'm always running short of time units.In the "real world" not the game!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsereve Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 if you like going back and forth through doors all the time... <_> What's the matter with that? Doors are fun. . .especially the kind with Etherials without TUs right behind them. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge_Deadd Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 you might be a sectoid if you dont use capital letters or punctuation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exo2000 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 You might be a Sectoid if...You hide on the top floor of the Dreadnaught and use yer MC to target blaster bombs right into the back of the Skyranger.You hide behind the powercore, as well as two other Sectoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Harkov Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 You're a sectoid if... you can't understand those 90% of the jokes at TV shows. Damn! What's sex???... You can't take anything, everything slips from your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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