*Nite* Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 (edited) Feel free to post your jokes as well.Well here's one of my alien jokes for xcom fans:Alien_Translation.txt Edited May 1, 2005 by *Nite* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1s Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) that was probably a funny joke, but you'll have to explain it to me. How many sectoids does it take to paint a room?It depends how hard you throw them.How many sectoids does it take to tile a roof?It depends how thinly you slice them.What's funnier than a dead dectoid?A dead sectoid in a clown costume!!!I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick). a sectoid is hiding in a well. two soliders get tired of searching and stop near the said well.-where do you think those sectoids are?-are...are -echoes the well.-mabe in the forrest?-forrest... forrest...-mabe by the river?-river... river...-maybe in the well?-forrest... forrest... Edited May 1, 2005 by a1s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CopyBass Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 THAT WELL JOKE OWNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Nite* Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) The joke was suppose to be a miscommunication of the sectoid...in his language he thought he was insulting him...but couldn't understand what the x-com soldier meant. In other words...its a sectoid with no brains. I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick). i must be sick then... Edited May 1, 2005 by *Nite* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CopyBass Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 I must be sick too Anyhow, I'll be on most of tomorrow Nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge_Deadd Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Why is it in the UFO2000 forum... It has to be moved to Xcom humour. Oh, and I heard the one with the well... it was originally about Nazi soldiers looking for hiding civilians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1s Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 yes (allthough the way I heard it, it was about partizans and nazis (nazis in the well)), and the first ones are dead baby jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Nite* Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 (edited) Sorry about putting it in ufo2000 forum...i never use to use other forums so i didn't see the joke section. Whoever moved this topic...Thanks, i should have put it here. I changed my joke to: Alien Translation instead of X-com inexperience with aliens. It didn't quite fit the joke. Plus, the ending was changed to make the title more clear. Edited May 1, 2005 by *Nite* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Azrael Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 that was probably a funny joke, but you'll have to explain it to me. How many sectoids does it take to paint a room?It depends how hard you throw them.How many sectoids does it take to tile a roof?It depends how thinly you slice them.What's funnier than a dead dectoid?A dead sectoid in a clown costume!!!I know those aren't funny, just having my fun (if you think they ARE funny, you're seriously sick).yeah I'm sick a sectoid is hiding in a well. two soliders get tired of searching and stop near the said well.-where do you think those sectoids are?-are...are -echoes the well.-mabe in the forrest?-forrest... forrest...-mabe by the river?-river... river...-maybe in the well?-forrest... forrest...<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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