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WHEN, in the course of human
events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the political
bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the
powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of
Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions
of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them
to the separation. |
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to separation and eventual domination. |
| We hold these
truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are
endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these
are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness—That to secure these
rights, Governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers
from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of Government
becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter
or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation
on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them
shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should
not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all
experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while
evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to
which they are accustomed. But, when a long train of abuses and
usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to
reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty,
to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future
security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies,
and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former
systems of Government. The history of the present King of
Great-Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all
having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over
these States. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid
world.
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. . We hold these truths to be self-evident,
that not all men are created equal, that they are endowed by
their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these
are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness - That to secure
these rights, governments are instituted by men, deriving their
just powers without the consent of the Citizens governed, that
whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends
it is the right of the Citizens to alter or to abolish it, and to
institute new government, laying its foundation on such
principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them
shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established
should not be changed for light and transient causes, and
accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more
disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, that to right
themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing
invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under
total democracy, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw
off such government, and to provide new guards for their future
security. Such has been the patient sufferance of our group; and
such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their
former systems of government. The histories of the present
President of the United States of America and other leaders of
nations of this Earth are histories of repeated injuries and
usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an
absolute tyranny over this group, and others like it. We
therefore advocate a revolution against the established
governments of the Earth. This revolution may or may not make use
of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual
process spanning a few decades. We cannot predict any of this,
but we do outline in a very general way the measures that those
who abhor and disdain the current abominable governmental
institutions should take in order to prepare the way for a
revolution against these forms of authority. This is not to be a
political revolution in the literal sense of the word, but a
revolution against the very foundation and fundamental
establishments of society as we know it. To prove this, let facts
be submitted to a candid world.
(we still
have to work on these examples) |
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Amendments to the Constitution |
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| Congress of the United States begun and held at the City of New-York, on Wednesday the Fourth of March, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine. | (As seen by King-Emperor Micah
and his Royal Fizier James Hattaway) Revised 1-22-98 |
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Amendment I
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Amendment I The High Council may, at the approval of the
King-Emperor, make laws disrespecting an establishment of
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. The High
Council may also abridge the freedom of speech, or of the press,
or ban the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and ban the
petitioning of the Government for a redress of grievances. |
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Amendment
II
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Amendment
II Only Federal officials, enforcers of law,
and Citizens may possess armaments of any nature. |
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Amendment
III
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Amendment
III No Common person of the Miconan Empire may
at any time deny soldiers of the Miconan Empire the right to take
up permanent residence in or near their establishment. Citizens
reserve the right to contest such violations by due process.
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Amendment
IV |
Amendment
IV The High Council and its law investigators
reserve the right, without a Warrant, to perform any unreasonable
searches and seizures on the property of Common people, without
due compensation. Citizens, however, reserve the right to contest
such actions in a court of law, or require that the High Council
or its law investigators present valid warrants permitting them
to take immediate action upon the Citizen's property. |
Amendment V |
Amendment V All Citizens of the Miconan Empire, on the
misfortune of being accused of any crime, whether miniscule or
capital, shall be innocent until proven guilty. Citizens are
guaranteed the right to a fair trial, as is within the restraints
of the justice system. All common people of the Miconan Empire,
on the misfortune of being accused of any crime, whether
miniscule of capital, shall be guilty until proven innocent.
Common people are not guaranteed the right to a fair trial unless
by the King-Emperor's discretion. If, however, the culprit wishes
to plead confession, it may be heard by one of the King-Emperor's
Council subjects.
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Amendment
VI
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Amendment
VI Common people may, at the discretion of
their superiors, receive a trial. It may not, however, consist of
a jury of any kind. Common people, once accused, are guilty until
proven innocent in the Royal court. A Citizen, when receiving a
summons to appear in court, has the right to a fair and speedy
trial,
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Amendment
VII
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Amendment
VII Citizens of the Miconan Empire are
guaranteed the right of a jury being present and taking an active
part in the outcome of a trial. Common people will be judged by a
unicameral judgment system appointed by a Royal official.
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Amendment
VIII |
Amendment
VIII Excessive bail and corporal punishment shall
not be laid upon Citizens of the Miconan Empire without the
consent of the King-Emperor. Excessive bail may be proclaimed
upon common people found guilty of crimes against the High
Council. Cruel and unusual punishments, once in widespread use,
shall cease to be cruel and unusual, thus they shall be laid upon
all common people found guilty of crimes against the High
Council.
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Amendment
IX
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Amendment
IX As full and productive members of society, Citizens are guaranteed certain, unrestrained rights. The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the Citizens. Though few and far between, the King-Emperor has graciously deemed most common people certain inalienable rights. These include: the right to congregate and pay homage to their glorious leader; the right to eat, drink, and be merry, but only with the nutritional substances approved and prescribed by your local town Food Distribution Commission; the right to educate oneself; and the right to become a Citizen. |
Amendment X |
Amendment X The powers not delegated to the High Council
by the Constitution or the Amendments to the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the Citizens, are reserved to the Citizens
respectively, or to the common people as a final resort. |
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Amendment
XIV All common people who have become citizens either by merit or military service in the Miconan Empire and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are Citizens of the Miconan Empire and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of Citizens of the Miconan Empire; nor shall any State deprive any Citizen of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any Citizen within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. |
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Amendment
XVI The High Council shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several provinces, but with regard to any census or enumeration thereof. |
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Amendment
XXII The King-Emperor is limited to two life terms as the maximum allotted time he/she is allowed to remain in office. At the end of the two-lifetime terms, the King-Emperor shall step down, at which time his/her Royal Fizier shall succeed him/her and become the new King-Emperor of Micona. In the unfortunate circumstance in which the King-Emperor meets an untimely demise prior to the termination of the two life terms, the Royal Fizier shall succeed him. In the unfortunate mishap of both the King-Emperor and the Royal Fizier expiring, clones of each will be produced and they will be reinstated to complete their terms. |
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Amendment
XXX The Federal Government and any affiliates reserve the right to psychologically and/or physically manipulate and/or control the Common person for the good of the Empire. The Federal Government may not, however, without the specific consent of the Emperor, attempt to manipulate and/or control Citizens of the Empire. See bottom of paper for details. |
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Amendment
XXXX The King-Emperor permanently reserves the
right to revoke any of the above amendments at the time he/she
sees fit. No action of redress, redemption, or revenge may be taken against
the King-Emperor for any actions or mistakes he/she may make
while in office. |
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High
Council Positions, in ascending
order of importance and authority,
including but not excluding:
Council of War
(not yet sorted)
. . . King-Emperor - Micah Gibson
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. . . . Head
Secretary/Personal Aide - Rachel McGregor
. . . . . . Prime Minister (Puppet) - Randy Hatten
. . . . . . Royal Vizier - James Hattaway
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. Military - David Flemming
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. . . . Special
Forces - Aaron
Whittle
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. . . . Armed
Forces -
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. . . . Navy -
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. . . . Air
Force/Space Force - Alton Marshall
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. . . . Psychological/Psi
Control - Aaron
Ameny
. . . . . . Transportation -
Council of
Peace
(not yet sorted)
. . . King-Emperor - Micah Gibson
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. . . . Secretary
- Rachel
McGregor
. . . . . . Special Forces - Aaron Whittle (FBI & CIA
related)
. . . . . . Royal Vizier - James Hattaway
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. . . . Military
Advisor - David
Flemming
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. . . . . . . Armed
Forces -
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. . . . . . . Air
Force/Space Force - Alton Marshall
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. . . . . . . Navy
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. . . . . . Police - John Drake, Chief
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. Economic
Advisor -
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. Historic
Advisor - Kay
Pehl
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. Theological
Advisor - Gordon
B. Hinkley
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. Technological
- Brad
Yarborough
. . . . . . Civil Defense - John Drake
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. Fire -
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. Police -
. . . . . . Human Resources
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. Psychological
- Aaron Ameny
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. Economy -
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. Social -
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. Education -
CONTROL OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Since the beginning of civilization,
organized societies have had to put pressures on human beings for
the sake of the functioning of the social organism. The kinds of
pressures vary greatly from one society to another. Some of the
pressures are physical (poor diet, excessive labor, environmental
pollution), some are psychological (noise, crowding, forcing
humans' behavior into the mold that society requires). In the
past, human nature has been approximately constant, or at any
rate has varied only within certain bounds.
Consequently, societies have been able to push people only up to
certain limits. When the limit of human endurance has been
passed, things start going wrong: rebellion, crime, corruption,
evasion of work, depression and other mental problems, an
elevated death rate, a declining birth rate or something else, so
that either the society breaks down or its functioning becomes
too inefficient and it is (quickly or gradually, through
conquest, attrition or revolution) replaced by some more
efficient form of authority.
Therefore, we advocate the need for strong, organized control
over those who have pressures set upon them by our society, in
order to recreate a society that is ascetic toward such behavior
and will lead to the eventual extinction of these habits. This
theory encompasses all Citizens and Common people who walk this Earth (and any
extraterrestrial principalities). Thus the passing and enforcement of Amendment XXX.
**Please keep in mind that this is
all, or course, a joke.... or is it?