Guest stewart Posted November 1, 2002 Report Share Posted November 1, 2002 You can start with one of the "canned" one Micah gives you until you get your "personal one". Mine is from artwork ripped off from this very site. I hope Micah doesn't get mad, assuming he can't toss the first stone (we all know the answer to that!) Gangsta! Man you are an XcomUfo super heavy weight. Time for an Avatar dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 2, 2002 Report Share Posted November 2, 2002 maybe if I had one of my old paintprograms that I actually was good at making fonts with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 2, 2002 Report Share Posted November 2, 2002 ok I added one. happy now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timil Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I know this pict gangsta.. but I can't remember the name of this Marvel hero yet.. Mine was designed by a guy on another forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I swiped mine off a gaming site... It looks so much like me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I know this pict gangsta.. but I can't remember the name of this Marvel hero yet.. Mine was designed by a guy on another forum... Wow ya pretty good. Actually, he ain't really a hero cause he probably killed a few innocent people he thought were guilty. But yeah It's The Punisher. I ripped that one from the Punisher arcade game in xmame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I swiped mine off a gaming site... It looks so much like me... except he's better looking than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 No argument there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 besides the beer what's that he's holding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That'd be a cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I didn't know you like cigars. I used to smoke way back in my teenage years. Now tried a cigar once and didn't really like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Yeah, I like Backwoods brand cigars. The sweet variety is real nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 ok I added one. happy now What the he77 is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That'd be a cigar.That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That'd be a cigar.That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :oOk, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. You're... ASHAMED of me??? *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That'd be a cigar.That's no cigar!!!!!!!! :oOk, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsta Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. You're... ASHAMED of me??? *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me.Okay, DN and I will hold up the fort; we'll just keep posting and posting and posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me.Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. You're... ASHAMED of me??? *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out.Kinda like a thong worn backwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me.Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 geez you're making me look bad. uh.. perhaps if I stand over there nobody will associate me with you. You're... ASHAMED of me??? *sniffle* Fine... I want my Sigfreid and Roy poster back, then... You can keep the Richard Simmons collector plates.Don't forget the old Richard Simmons sissy shorts! Remember you said you loved the way it gave him ball-fall-out.Kinda like a thong worn backwards...Ha Ha! I remember in the 90's there was that backwards cloths fad. Saddly it never applied to bras! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow.And when she takes her teeth out... Man... *goes a bit misty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me.Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say.Some of my best posts are made through beer goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Ok, FINE! It's my detachable peanuts. Happy now? You've exposed my shame to the world! Don't be ashamed you have a wonderful career as a carnie ahead of you!Sweet. Rip off my whacker 5 times a day for $20 and all the corn dogs I can eat! And on my day off I can make time with the bearded lady. It's like a dream come true!I can tell you love her, since you use her image for your avatar; what nice fellow.And when she takes her teeth out... Man... *goes a bit misty*Yeah, I heard about that from Gangsta. The first thing she said to you was "I got mo peef"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I think I'm outta here for today this is turning ugly for me.Coward! Get back here and take your abuse like a man!The best revenge is base drunkin' postin' binge, I'd say.Some of my best posts are made through beer goggles.I must confess I have some experience in the "Beer Goggles" thing. I was at a science fiction convention and someone introduced me to Slivavitza. It's an Eastern European whiskey made from plums. The stuff was the smoothest stuff I've ever had. It was 60% and you couldn't taste the alchohol at all. You know how the hard stuff has the light fluid kind of taste to it. This stuff not at all. Anyway, after a few swigs, the large woman that had been hitting on me all night got a little lucky. She was easily over 200 pounds and about 5'4" if that. I can tell you from personal experience, they don't look better, you just don't care. The only thing that saved me was that it was the final night of the convention which always end in an informal Jam session. I brought my git fiddle and was and had been, all day, determined to join the ho-down. When it was done I sobered up just enough. Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 5'4/200lb at a SciFi convention? Dude, you got the pretty one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I know. Giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I know. Giggle!Yeah, doing a fat girl is like riding a moped. They're both fun until your friends catch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 Really! I wouldn't know. I sobered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 [FOREBODING]It Will Happen![/FOREBODING] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I suppose, when I'm 80, a 200+ lb 5'4" 20 year-old probably will look pretty good come to think of it; never mind the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 We prefer to think of it as broadening our standards; both figuratively and litterally I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?Monica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?Monica.Sadly, Monica was one of the better looking ones. Take a look at Paula Jones... Kennedy, now he got some Choice Tail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 The older you get, the lower your standards. Christ, what'll Clinton be going after in 20 years?Monica.Sadly, Monica was one of the better looking ones. Take a look at Paula Jones... Kennedy, now he got some Choice Tail...Well at least she got her nose wacked; twice. First by a plastic surgeon and second by Tonya Harding in celebrity boxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot?Yep! Them playboy photographers are pretty good, they managed to take a few beers off her rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 That girl needed more than her nose fixed... *shudders*Did she go through with the Playboy photo shoot?Yep! Them playboy photographers are pretty good, they managed to take a few beers off her rating.It's amazing what they can do with a gauzed lense and an airbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 ... and Photoshop running on a F*cking Athlon! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 ... and Photoshop running a F*cking Athlon! ::Ain't technology great? Now you can shake the steak to ugly chicks and not feel guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stewart Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 ... and Photoshop running a F*cking Athlon! ::Ain't technology great? Now you can shake the steak to ugly chicks and not feel guilty.I haven't heard that one. The most colorful ones I've heard are:"Shaking hands with an old friend" and of course"F*cking your hand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 There's also - Boxing old baldieBeating the BishopBeef StrokinoffStrangling the Sheriff andFingering the Man Flute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Negative Posted November 4, 2002 Report Share Posted November 4, 2002 I'm getting banned for sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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