Bettine Johnson here from Nivada Desert where we have the exceptional honor of showning the latest in anti-alien weaponry. This fanominal device that the military here like to call "the laser cannon", is a breakthrough in anti-alien power demonstartion. This wonderfull machine have helped alot of pilots in battles agenst the alien invasion, just here some of them!
"I had 3 battleships on my tail in my little firestorm, when it hit me that i could try and use the laster cannon to shoot them down. If it wasn't for the laser cannon, we would never have captured an alien leader."
"I wouldn't have survived if it wasn't because of this baby; i even called my newborn Laser C. McBeam because of its power"
X-com Commander Tommy
"The breakthrough of the laser weapons is going to help us greatly. I tried it myself a few times in one of our interceptors. I hit atleast 40 crafts, where over a third of them were alien ufos!"
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i don't know what i was thinking when i made this. But it seemed to have worked, if this isn't agressive, then i don't know what it is!